Me stalking Karl Urban!!! IN THE BATHROOM!!! (Kinda.) AGAIN!!!
Dude, volunteering for geeky sci-fi convention was probably one of the smartest things I've ever done. Karl Urban was all over the freakin' place, but that could just be because I was kind-of-accidentally-on-purpose stalking the shit out of him. My efforts were totally rewarded though! He took pity on my adoring self and I got a free photo with him! They were supposed to be forty bucks a pop so... Woohoo!
Other volunteers were all "lulz wth crazy fangirl". I was about three metres away from him for the majority of today and when the last person had their picture taken with him and he was all "Any more? :)" the crew kind of pushed me into the booth and were all "THIS ONE!!!" <3
Me: *BLUSH*BLUSH*BLUSH* No no no! I haven't paid! >_Karl Urban: C'mon! :D
Me: NOOOOO!
Karl: D: You don't wanna photo with me? *steps back*
Me: NOOO! I WANT ONE!!!
Karl: *puts arm around* lulz
[photo is taken]
Karl: :D
Me: D: Thank you!
Hearts. I feel a little star struck, guys. And am totally never washing my shirt ever again. Afterwards, a bunch fo the volunteers went into the mess area (which was really just a bathroom, ew) where our pizza was kept and he was there! Eating our pizza! Which was TOTALLY AWESOME. Dude, I was in the bathroom, eating cold pizza with McCoy! Ahahaha. He was so laid back and down to earth! Very unpretentious. So yeah. When I said "Karl Urban!!! In the bathroom!!!" I didn't mean that I'd chased him into the loo and taken a pic of his junk. Because I'm not that crazy. (I'm sure some people would disagree and argue that the only reason that didn't happen was because I had to work.)
(And he also put his microphone in his mouth in an approximation of a blow job. IDK. Someone filmed it. Slash fandom is going to explode, mmkay? I don't have pics but I'm sure they'll surface.) He's a funny guy!
Yarrrrr! Oh yeah, also: maggiebloome and I spent most of the day talking to that guy that played that kid Annaken Anaken Anakin guy or summat from Star Wars. IDK guys. I thought he was a bit of a douchebag as his "mom" was with him (lyk, wtf, aren't you in your late 20s?) and he was signing photos for a role he'd done before he learned how to masturbate BUT I'M JUSSAYIN, MMKAY? If he's your cuppatea, then... fa show.
On the subject of geeky sci-fi convention guest "celebrities", there was also a pair of voice actors I was kind of baby-sitting/line-minding for. One of them was a dirty old sleaze bag. Apparently, he makes it his mission to bed as many con-goers as possible. It was kind of awkward when girls asked him to sign their tits. He was trying to pick me up which was kind of lol? IDK.
Goodnight, eljay. Must sleep. <3 THERE WILL BE MORE KARL URBAN STALKAGE TOMORROW. And um, fics or something will come when I'm less tired? And con is over?
<3 mmkay goodnight f'reals.
EDIT:
Yay happiest day like EVER. The man seriously loves his pizza. He was in the volunteer's mess again and I was like ZOMG I HAVE HIM ALL TO MYSELF. I acted chill because, heck, I'm sure he's sick of fangirls. He winked at me on the way in, did a finger thing and said "Hey, how ya doin'?" and I kind of just went grinnnn. Arghh!!! I accused him of stealing volunteer's pizza and he was like "lol it's better than the shit rabbit sandwhiches next door," and IDK. We talked about other things, but it's all a bit of a blur. We totally connected over sandwiches 'n pizza. TOTAL CONNECTION. He just doesn't know it. When he stares at you in the eyes, it's LIKE MESMERISING. <33333
And the guy kept throwing the crusts away. (I LOVE CRUSTS AND ILU, PLZ GIVE THEM TO ME?)
IDK, it felt relevant. <33333 Heee ok nuff fangirly!