I'm on MTV AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! YAY!!!!
Obviously the MTV part of this subject isn't true; it's from VMA 2002. A Crank Yanker puppet was on stage with Eminem doing a skit where Eminem gets pissed with the puppet and pummels him, and he kept shouting "I'm on MTV and it's my birthday! Yay!" He sounded funny, he looked funny, and he got his ass kicked afterward, so yeah.
The true part is that it is my birthday today! I've gotten lots of b'day messages, which I'm happy about. On Facebook, on my dry erase board, from girls around the hall. My day's been going all right so far. Nothing spectacular; I returned my ID to the Administration Building and called my aunt Wanda who works there, but she didn't answer her office phone. All right, I gotta get outta here, but I'll write again after class or dinner with Sara, one of the two. See ya!
The true part is that it is my birthday today! I've gotten lots of b'day messages, which I'm happy about. On Facebook, on my dry erase board, from girls around the hall. My day's been going all right so far. Nothing spectacular; I returned my ID to the Administration Building and called my aunt Wanda who works there, but she didn't answer her office phone. All right, I gotta get outta here, but I'll write again after class or dinner with Sara, one of the two. See ya!