because, honestly, i wasn't neutral at all in all previous posts. durr obvious bias is obvious
also this entry might as well be named "lol, dad"
so hey, i introduced my dad to streaming, which is pretty hilarious, haha, because nobody was showing Wigan v. Chelsea on television. rofl, so i caved and showed my dad the stream site i use for bundesliga and of course popular old premier league was there too, so now my dad is on the computer i usually use watching Wigan v. Chelsea. as i pilfered my bro's computer + headset to watch Hamburg v. Schalke.
Of course, Wigan v. Chelsea is blaring on the speakers, so i can hear the commentary of that match just fine. Chelsea just scored yayyy Malouda :D
Good side of this is that my dad sees the merit of streaming and this will probably be the only video-esque thing i will be allowed to see from now on. seeing as i get disapproving looks when i watch youtube. this is totally the reason i no longer watch anime... among other reasons.
good god my brother's gaming keyboard is such a pain, i've never typo-d this much in my life. augh.
Anyway, i think it'll be a good game - both are good teams, i know for sure. HSV has never been relegated and Schalke were runners up last year. :D they are both good, consistent teams.
True to that, both have been pretty even. hee hee Jansen icu! good challenge, btw! :D
still really even. :/ i see charging in both directions, but no real threat on goals. icu raul, icu ffff JOGI'S AT THE HAMBURG-SCHALKE GAME. HI JOGI!! no unfortunate camera shots, rofl, he was just ~pondering~
dang i'm so ADD when im neutral. sound quality is so bad :/ also my dad has the phone on speakerphone now so he can complain to rogers about the lack of Wigan v. Chelsea on their programming. lol dad. so much sound info, feeding into my brainnnn
achh hamburg so close. not that i am sure you could have beaten neuer in net, but that was the second real chance of the game :/
oh nevermind my dad is asking about our subscription glitch for setanta sports. that's the channel we watch most of our premier league on. still, lol dad.
ffff my stream cut out on me. watch hamburg score as i try to get it back >(
huge gap i don't remember what happened my dad was bothering me and he stopped watching the wigan v. chelsea match so i'm back on the comp i usually use with the keyboard i am used to. so after i showed him the stream listing sites, he decided to fix the setanta sports subscription glitch by dropping it entirely and just streaming all the matches he wants to see from now on.
omg what is life XD my dad streams football with me, haha. He's only doing this because he knows i'll be away during the school year and he has the computer all to himself so there won't be no complaining. since i will be stealing internet from university a significant distance away from home shhh
also i have learned he is interested in schalke and bayern. but mostly because he sees bayern all the time a lot during champions league and schalke now have raul. fff raul.
ok, so added time in the first half, and hamburg have a fantastic set piece opportunity. schalke have to build a wall for v. Nistelrooy's free kick and
omgomgomg
wooowww wooooooow he hit the crossbar!!! and it rebounded to a hamburg player, and neuer saved his shot and it rebounded off a hamburg leg againnn onto a schalke defender and then out of play
wooo intense.
a bit lower, v. nistelrooy and maybe you could have netted, you beat duckie! D:
and first half end.
i am leaning towards hamburg on this. don't get me wrong, schalke is a good team, but idk, i want to support hamburg? i really hope the "errybody hate schalke" feeling isn't bleeding into me, that's so sad D:
or it might be because hamburger sv is at home. that might be why.
dang, i might end up cheering the home team all the time, that's not how it works, self, that's not how it works!!!
neutralityyyyyy
ok
let's see some second half action
oh the half has started--TORRRRR v. NISTELROOYYYY
HAMBURG 1:0 SCHALKE that was fast
no end to excitement. and blank again, my dad made lunch so i went to eat then he took the comp to watch wigan v. chelsea and hamburg v. schalke at the same time as he ate lunch. lol dad. ps my dad makes awesome instant noodles. no i'm not joking, he adds stuff to it, like squid and egg and ham, and it is awesome.
ok im back now :D
D: BENNI HÖWEDES GOT A RED CARD.
BLASPHEMY. BIG BAD van BOMMEL GOT A YELLOW YESTERDAY AND HAPPY FACE BENNI GETS A RED WHAT IS LIFE. it wasn't even that harsh D: i mean, a bad tackle from behind, but not really red-card worthy. then again, i AM watching bundesliga where the men are built like tanks and not much can hurt them unlike serie A (haha italians) or even EPL where men fall over and flail when they are poked too hard, so maybe watching people flail around isn't a good sign for me to follow on red cardness when i watch bundesliga.
not that i am complaining because van Bommel is boss and an expert at escaping the ~red and i like him. :D but BENNI YOU SILLY LITTLE... HAPPY FACE. D:
schalke down to ten men. awww, captain neuer your bromance buddy was sent off D:
milling around... chances on both sides
NEUER MAKES A SAVE. LIKE A BOSS, DUCKIE, LIKE A BOSS.
i can't really saw who was stronger this game. i mean, i kept leaving and my dad kept bothering me to watch wigan v. chelsea idk. all i can gather from this match is that jansen was good defending this game, and neuer was a boss GK and raul and v. nistelrooy were very promising on their respective sides.
but i knew all that already.
ohhh jansen you gave away a corner D: bb whyyy it was your ball! oh jansen. it's okay, no harm done, it's cleared.
aw and jansen is subbed off. bye bb.
i wonder if trochowski is playing. and boateng is off playing for the other manchester--
TOOOORRR FARFAN!!!! i will never yell "GOAL" again.
hamburg 1:1 schalke BUT WAS IT OFFSIDES??? ok i guess not. whatever you say refs. this might swing either way!!! O:
LOL WHAT IS THIS CHELSEA SCORES EVERY TIME MY DAD IS AWAY ROFL
anyway, back to bundes--TORRRRR V. NISTELROOY YOU ARE ON FIRE YOU OLD TIMER YOU
HAMBURG 2:1 SCHALKE. ICU TOP SCORER THIS SEASON. ICU. HAHAH RAUL YOU SIGNED FOR THE WRONG TEAM
i mean, i'll stop :/ my apologies, Schalke.
oofhh Schalke that was so nicee the net was nice and open and fff uchida kicked it over the top D:
i can still see Schalke tying this up in stoppage time
excitement excitement excitement
OMG HAMBURG YOU ON FI--offsides >(
oh schalke are desperate now. ooh nice play on the throw in, but hamburg are defending like bosses shut outtt
...this game is STILL going, it's like 93 minutes now, what is this, nobody even got hurt D:
GAME END.
HAMBURG 2:1 SCHALKE!!! and my stream finally dies. wow. that must have been the clearest, longest lasting stream i have ever seen.
aw well, good game :D that was much more exciting and fun to watch than Hoffenheim v. Werder.
but that was maybe because i was rooting for Werder this morning and they zey haff dizappoint me
HAPPY BUNDESLIGA DEBUT, RAUL. :D i mean, sorry, but now you have a taste of real german football :D
awww hamburg are thanking their fans. so cute. also what is their mascot seriously, what is it. :/ IT'S CONFUSING ME.
ooh, duckie interview
he doesn't look particularly happy, but he isn't particularly sad-looking either. well, it is just the first game of the season. many more to come.
i mean, bayern did win the whole thing once after being like, 10th by christmas.
which i think is hilarious and almost unreal.
and now v. Nistelrooy interview. i love seeing dutchmen in germany, idk.
i love his name. i mean, Ruud van Nistelrooy. it's just an awesome name.
heck, dutch names in general are awesome. their spellings are awesome, their pronunciations are awesome...
mark van bommel, arjen robben, robin van persie, wesley sneidjer, nigel de jong, ryan babel
idk
but none of them will top "bastian schweinsteiger". i mean, basti's name just screams badass.
ok, i'm off topic now so i'll just shut up.