Little sister wrote a letter, bah bah. Big sister munched it up, bah bah. Little sister studied her notes, bah bah. Big sister tore them to shreds, bah bah. Little sister wanted to read big sister the letter, so she fetched it from her sister's stomach. But with big sister dead in a pool of amber blood, who is there to read the letter to? Bah bah.
A long time ago, the Mermaid Princess fell in love with a human prince. But for years, her love went unrequited. Before long, she was old and decrepit, all alone even on the day of her death. The poor, poor Princess of the Sea Kingdom. Who'd ever want to become an ugly woman like her?
Once upon a time, there was an unlucky girl. All she wanted was to be happy. So she went to a clover field. She found a one-leaf clover, but she dropped it on the road. She found a two-leaf clover, but it slipped into the shadows. She found a three leaf clover, but a witch hid it away. She wanted to find a four-leaf clover, but she was too unlucky.