"The Unlucky Clover Field"

[lazy_vassal]

Once upon a time, there was an unlucky girl.
All she wanted was to be happy. So she went to a clover field.
She found a one-leaf clover, but she dropped it on the road.
She found a two-leaf clover, but it slipped into the shadows.
She found a three leaf clover, but a witch hid it away.
She wanted to find a four-leaf clover, but she was too unlucky.

Comments

[bestest_brother]

Huh... I'd transmute her one, but I don't think I can here...

[lazy_vassal]

It's a story.

[bestest_brother]

That's a depressing story. ._.;

[lazy_vassal]

I have more. Want to hear?

[bestest_brother]

Are they all this depressing?

[lazy_vassal]

I guess...

[bestest_brother]

Why don't you read something... er... happy?

[lazy_vassal]

Because I want to finish the book of Fairy Tales.

[bestest_brother]

Er... wanna get a book of less depressing Fairy Tales next time? Who the hell writes fairy tales like these?

[lazy_vassal]

"The Gingerbread House"

Stray Dog walks the streets each day,
Collecting the peas as he walks to and fro;
Big peas, little peas, every which kind of pea.

Come Monday, he finds a pea.
Come Tuesday, he bags the pea.
Come Wednesday, he shows the pea to his son.
Come Thursday, the pea kicks and screams.
Come Friday, he grinds up the pea.
Come Saturday, he buries the pea outside; the pea is in the ground,
And by Sunday, it can't be found.
Good night, young pea... Good night, young pea.

[bestest_brother]

...Pea, not bean, right? Nothing about my height?

What's that go to do with gingerbread?

[lazy_vassal]

I don't know.

[bestest_brother]

Why don't you read something less depressing? Like... I don't know, Snow White or something.

[lazy_vassal]

I like this book.

[bestest_brother]

Why? O_o

[lazy_vassal]

It reminds me of me when I was young.