I wrote this little crack drabble in response to emcyclopedia's need for some prostitute!Allen squick.

"Moyashi, greet Mr. Lavi."

The boy appeared from around the corner and hastened over to the young man slouching at the bar. Paying special attention in averting his eyes away, he got on his knees, placed his palms flat in front, and bowed so that ( Read more... )