CAT LIBERATION SOCIETY MEETS TONIGHT
dipping_sauce: the cat has fallen into the toilet two times that I've been around to see. We keep the water level pretty low in the toilets though, so no harm except for his dignity. Hah, I just seriously mentioned the cat and dignity in the same sentence.
Meg: I can't find my new blue roving!
Meg: it's not in the trash
Amy: ...
Meg: and you would think that if the cat had eaten it even he would show symptoms
Meg: well I was tossing things into the garbage
Meg: and it's not in the roving bin
Amy: right
Seriously I can't find it and you would think even That Cat would find over 4oz of peacock blue merino and tercel slightly indigestible. Or at least would be pooing blue wool, and I just cleaned out his litterbox.
JASPER: FREEEEEEE
MEG: FUCK GET BACK HERE I MEAN --- here baby baby kitty~~~
JASPER: KAMEN RIDER NYAO STALKS HIS ENEMIES IN THE DUSK
MEG: Come on, you little fucker, come on, it's going to be dark dammit, TREAT? TREEEEE-EEE-EEE-AAATTT??? LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU ABOUT COYOTES YOU LITTLE IDIOT.
JASPER: THE JAGUAR HUNTS AT MIDNIGHT.
OLIVER: I hear you making clicky noises with your tongue, and also saying the magical word treat. Look, here is a good dog who comes when he is called.
MEG: Go away. If I wanted you I would tell you so!
OLIVER: S-sob.
JASPER: -- Huh, it really is treats.trffffffffff
MEG: GOTCHA.
JASPER: I was playing pretend :(
And now he's got his paws on my leg staring at my delicious beef and squash curryish. I DON'T THINK SO.
Meg: I can't find my new blue roving!
Meg: it's not in the trash
Amy: ...
Meg: and you would think that if the cat had eaten it even he would show symptoms
Meg: well I was tossing things into the garbage
Meg: and it's not in the roving bin
Amy: right
Seriously I can't find it and you would think even That Cat would find over 4oz of peacock blue merino and tercel slightly indigestible. Or at least would be pooing blue wool, and I just cleaned out his litterbox.
JASPER: FREEEEEEE
MEG: FUCK GET BACK HERE I MEAN --- here baby baby kitty~~~
JASPER: KAMEN RIDER NYAO STALKS HIS ENEMIES IN THE DUSK
MEG: Come on, you little fucker, come on, it's going to be dark dammit, TREAT? TREEEEE-EEE-EEE-AAATTT??? LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU ABOUT COYOTES YOU LITTLE IDIOT.
JASPER: THE JAGUAR HUNTS AT MIDNIGHT.
OLIVER: I hear you making clicky noises with your tongue, and also saying the magical word treat. Look, here is a good dog who comes when he is called.
MEG: Go away. If I wanted you I would tell you so!
OLIVER: S-sob.
JASPER: -- Huh, it really is treats.trffffffffff
MEG: GOTCHA.
JASPER: I was playing pretend :(
And now he's got his paws on my leg staring at my delicious beef and squash curryish. I DON'T THINK SO.