I FEEL BETTER TODAY
*plants hands on hips*
Fandom, you are losing at giving me skeevy fictions and when you try, it's things like Ohno attempting to hide his pregnancy from the others, which offends me on the grounds that a) the dudes have publicly admitted to noticing when one of them has new panties ("wait, nobody else notices when their coworkers have new underwear? ....huh!") and so there's no way Ohno would get away with trying to wear baggy clothes and Oh I just gained a little weight, and b) Sakurai Sho is his bandmate, Sho has the babydar and he would know. And he might respect Ohno's desire for privacy but come on, he would totally be all OHNO DID YOU TAKE YOUR VITAMINS OHNO DID YOU SLEEP INSTEAD OF GOING FISHING OHNO CAN I SEE IF THE BABY IS KICKING OHNO.
....anyway, it was generally agreed last night that Nino would be ten times more awesome pregnant. Every time he wanted someone to do something for him it would be "But I'm having your baby!" and "FUCK YOU, NINOMIYA, LAST WEEK IT WAS TOMA'S".
....not that I've finished the last three times around, but gimme a prompt? :< :< I'm bored and Kamen Rider 555 is sitting here telling me that life sucks and then you die and then sometimes you're not even dead, and also everybody you will ever love will betray you horribly.
Fandom, you are losing at giving me skeevy fictions and when you try, it's things like Ohno attempting to hide his pregnancy from the others, which offends me on the grounds that a) the dudes have publicly admitted to noticing when one of them has new panties ("wait, nobody else notices when their coworkers have new underwear? ....huh!") and so there's no way Ohno would get away with trying to wear baggy clothes and Oh I just gained a little weight, and b) Sakurai Sho is his bandmate, Sho has the babydar and he would know. And he might respect Ohno's desire for privacy but come on, he would totally be all OHNO DID YOU TAKE YOUR VITAMINS OHNO DID YOU SLEEP INSTEAD OF GOING FISHING OHNO CAN I SEE IF THE BABY IS KICKING OHNO.
....anyway, it was generally agreed last night that Nino would be ten times more awesome pregnant. Every time he wanted someone to do something for him it would be "But I'm having your baby!" and "FUCK YOU, NINOMIYA, LAST WEEK IT WAS TOMA'S".
....not that I've finished the last three times around, but gimme a prompt? :< :< I'm bored and Kamen Rider 555 is sitting here telling me that life sucks and then you die and then sometimes you're not even dead, and also everybody you will ever love will betray you horribly.