THIS JUST IN
O-Oliver doesn't know what you're talking about, he would never let that kitten sleep on him, not even if Sister stayed there for ten minutes getting him used to the idea and had to slide out with the breathless caution of someone after the teething baby finally fell asleep to get the camera.
He also denies being a camwhore, and Sister has no call to be saying things like "He won't lose to Matsumoto!"
Also Jasper can get on the bed in a single leap, the human is distinctly worried now.