it helps to have a goal

Jun 25, 2008 11:34

My new goal in life: Breaking into the JE building, stealing all those godawful black nerd glasses from everybody who is wearing them, putting them all in a pile and then jumping up and down on them until they are reduced to their component atoms. Screaming things like I WEIGH MORE THAN YOU, YOU CAN'T STOP ME and GET REAL GLASSES, FUCKERS. And it's not like they haven't worn cute glasses before! Jun Matsumoto, I am looking at you.

At least only Jun's been infected by the fug in Arashi. I'm looking at you, KAT-TUN. W2G, Kame eats and Jin looks like a normal person, so to make up for it, half your members are wandering around in glasses like Steve Urckel. (And I still want to know why Kame got his hair cut like Aiba's.)

Also apparently in the HanaDan Special Mao wants to know if he's okay because he's so ugly and Jun is like I BEG YOUR PARDON, I AM IN ARASHI. As nyonyo so truly remarks, who is surprised that Jun thinks that way?

*peering at porno prompts* Okay, I love you, chelle_sama, but porning Eriol and Tomoyo makes me want to punch myself repeatedly in the face.

I forgot to mention that someone dropped off some yarn at work -- and by 'yarn' I mean 'Red Heart' and what may or may have not been wool, once upon a time, so I snagged a skien of it and am attempting tawashi. I have a pretty pattern for a rose that I got off Ravelry, but I want to go find some more. (Tawashi= scrubbies, I guess they are a popular things to make in Japan? They're made of acrylic for ease of throwing into the washer and can be quite cute. I know I've seen one made like a fried egg before. All the people I've read that have made them have been like DON'T GO FOR EXPENSIVE YARN, GET THE CHEAP STUFF, YOU WANT A ROUGH SURFACE.) ....mostly it's crochet so I may end up regretting this. Hmm. Well, I'll do my best.

boybands are awesome, je, arashi

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