I took a step very important for my continuing lack of blood pressure meds and took the JE fic comm off my default reading list. There's only so many times I can repress the urge to pop off their little heads like so many dandelions. ._. Guys, seriously, you know what the universe can live without? another fucking round of ONOEZ AKAME HAS LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELIN' or GIRL GOES TO BAR, HOOKS UP WITH ALL OF NEWS, that's what.
I try not to think about the Arashi fic, because it kind of makes my head do that funny throbbing thing and the next thing I know they're prying me off someone and my throat is all raw as if I've been screaming SHO AND NINO ARE BFF STOP MAKING THEM HAVE ANGSTY BREAKUPS OVER OHNO and NINO DOES NOT CRY. NINO IS THE CAUSE OF CRYING IN OTHERS and OH MY GOD YOU GUYS STOP MAKING JUN CRAWL IN HIS SKIN and squeezing someone's neck.
Let us pass by the entire genre of Aiba Angst Fic in silence, and our skirts pulled tightly to the other side.
(And it's really kind of scary how much less crap I have on my flist now XD;)
Anyway, besides Gokusen 2 (jerk XD) Becky sent me the rest of Den-O and what's out of Kiva so far, plus the One Love PV.
I'm kind of torn, because angsty half-vampire jailbait! but -- angsty half-vampire jailbait! I do try to pretend I'm not That Type of fangirl sometimes. .______. It's a cold comfort to know this is apparently a demographic big enough to be catered to.
Incidentally, am I the only one who is under the distinct impression that they tried having Ohmiya together in the One Love PV but kept on having to stop and have serious talks with Nino like "Look, Marketing says the teenaged girls of Japan are not ready for their pop stars to be openly gay with each other" until finally they gave up and stuck them on the opposite sides of the line up? and then Sho had to be a jerk and cuddle Ohno, because he can do it appropriately. So Nino just stood beside Matsumoto and sulked.
And Jun's just there going, I'm trying to pretend I'm totally not into this! But oh my God! It's a wedding theme! and we're all in white! and we're all under a trellis! and oh my God! Aiba is standing right beside me! Oh my God! I just want to stand here and gaze deeply into his eyes! This entire time! Oh my God! I'm all fluttery! Oh my God! Not even Nino's shorts can take this moment away from me.
And Aiba is just like, 8D WE'RE GETTING MARRIED YOU GUYS 8D.
ILUguys♥.
Kind of looking forward to finishing Den-O and watching the director's cut of the Kabuto movie. (Watch, it will be just as plotless but there will be five extra fight scenes. I'll be happy if they just explain why Hiyori and Tendou apparently never met before Shibuya ._. Since the first SPOILER apparently never happened and Hiyori is not SPOILER as far as I can tell and SPOILER doesn't give Tendou the belt, SPOILER does.) Becky, I think you did give me the Kabuto movie twice - unless it's another subbing group? I have one disc that's labeled as being the TV-Nihon version and then on one of the Den-O discs it says Kabuto Movie.
I need to watch more D no Arashi too because, well,
lol. Like when they caught the mole finally and Aiba, Nino and Ohno were all there screaming OH MY GOD OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE MOLE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE MOLE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER OH MY GOD OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT'S WIDDLE TINY PAWS AND SNOUT AND FUR OH MY GOD like a bunch of, well, thirteen year old girls.
And of course, "...must...not...pet....Aiba...must...not....oh hell" on Matsumoto's part. ._. (and then he fails, and it's like MAYBE IF I'M NOT ACTUALLY STARING AT HIM NOBODY WILL NOTICE THAT I'M PETTING HIS SHOULDER XD;) It's amazing, they can be on the opposite ends of a bunch of futon in one of the pajama party episodes (what genius puts Nino and Jun beside each other?) with Ohmiya between them, and miraculously, Jun will spend most of the time curled up reading manga beside Aiba. It's like, gravity or something. If he's not with Aiba, he's with Ohno, and if he's not with either, there's probably a pillow fight with Sho laughing his head off in a corner and ending with a pile on Aiba and then Aiba cramming one of Ohno's own socks triumphantly in his face as Ohno flails helplessly. (Sho's laugh always makes me smile♥.)
"Leader, sing us a lullaby :<"
"*in a deliberately nasal offtune monotone* GooOOOooo toooo slleeeeEEEEeeeep, gooOOOooo toooo slleeeeEEEEeeeep, gooOOOooo toooo slleeeeEEEEeeeep."
"That's not a lullaby. :["
Also never not funny:
AIBA: 8D I have an especially retarded A no Arashi today.
JUN: I am DIGNIFIED and MATURE.
AIBA: 8D
JUN:
JUN:
JUN: D-dignified and m-mature.
JUN:
AIBA: 8D
JUN:
JUN:
JUN: Oh my God, it really did --
JUN:
JUN: ......*sidles up and starts helping Aiba.*
BANDMATES: *politely ignore this*
I'm kind of debating on welshing on Gokusen 2 because of course I can spend the entire time watching hopefully for Hiro and Yuuki, but on the other hand, I don't have any hard liquor in the house and, er, it takes a lot of gin to make me watch Jin. Well. I have some time to collect enough 90-proof since I flat refuse to do it without at least Nita and also Mer on to scream at on AIM. DX (Let the record show I am mostly playing up my dislike for Akanishi because it is funny. Let the record also show I prefer the Dumb Bunny act with some brains behind it, which is why I like Aiba. Let the record further show I am still convinced that the only reason why Akanishi Jin is still alive is that the rest of JE figures as long as he's around, they're not the dumbest one in the company.)
Well, whatever, Mer's still not back from Europe and this is a pain I intend to spread around lavishly, like Nutella on Ritz crackers. 8D I'm at home, the dog is on the bed, and I am going to watch Kamen Rider Den-O until I finish the series, my brains drip out my ears or I fall over dead! WISH ME LUCK YOU GUYS.