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YESTERDAY: There was a wild shriek of pain and despair, like the time Sho had gotten wine on Jun's cream-caramel-vanilla merino-cashmere-silk blend tissue-weight pullover (Nino had once told a Junior it was hand-knit by mountain nuns on needles made of shed vegan unicorn horn in outer Lolapolooza and Jun hadn't disagreed, which frankly terrified everybody) and tried to take the stain out with bleach and hot water. It was only due to Aiba looking at him like Jun was threatening to kick his puppy that Sho had survived.
"I told him," said Nino, virtuously.
"Please stop taking advantage of Akanishi's stupidity," said Kame, as he went to collect his bandmate from Rie-chan's clutches.
"Where else would I go for cheap and easy amusement?" said Nino. "Oh, wait."
"Nino," said Sho, so Nino stopped.
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TODAY: Nino was kind of sulking because his latest girlfriend had made the somewhat inevitable discovery that dating him was less about the glamour of being the girlfriend of a Johnny's boy and more about being woken up at one am by Ohno drunk-dialing his bandmates. (Ohno honestly tried, but three or four tequilas later he was always filled with the urgent need to explain to Nino how much he truly loved him, and Jun and Sho couldn't always be there to grab his phone away. ...not that Jun always tried. Nino's pain was hilarious, he said simply.)
Everybody else was kind of sulking because someone had said to themselves, What the teenaged girls of Japan really want to see is Arashi dressed in white, sopping wet.
Which was very likely true, but Aiba was sneezing and Jun had gone all quiet and I Am A Professional around the photographer.
"Excuse me," said Sho, "but may we have a break to warm up?" The photographer was pretty good at ignoring fussy celebrities but there was something about the way that Jun was drifting gently closer, his hands lightly curled into claws and the eyes of the massive skull ring gleaming off his index finger, that made him decide suddenly he needed to fiddle with the light levels for at least fifteen minutes.
"Dis bucks," said Aiba, from under his towel.
"I know, baby," said Sho, from under his own towel as he tried to keep the fine line between drying off enough to not catch pneumonia and die a miserable death hooked to a machine, while the others hovered at his bedside tearfully and fangirls rioted, and staying damp enough that they didn't make him stand under the damn shower again. "We're almost finished."
Jun didn't say anything. Nino growled and toweled Ohno's hair viciously.
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...and I don't know where it's going from there. lolohmiya??? continue y/n/ohgodyoufreak
I'm worried because Sho in my head keeps calling the others baby, not in as Oh baby I love you so, but as in Okay, baby, we're almost to Grandma's house. Uh. I keep having to cut it out and I don't know. Y/N? OPINIONS PLZ
There is a dog on my bed who must be removed! It is for his own good and not at all because now he has had enough time to leave a nice warm patch on it. ahahahahaTHUD.
"I told him," said Nino, virtuously.
"Please stop taking advantage of Akanishi's stupidity," said Kame, as he went to collect his bandmate from Rie-chan's clutches.
"Where else would I go for cheap and easy amusement?" said Nino. "Oh, wait."
"Nino," said Sho, so Nino stopped.
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TODAY: Nino was kind of sulking because his latest girlfriend had made the somewhat inevitable discovery that dating him was less about the glamour of being the girlfriend of a Johnny's boy and more about being woken up at one am by Ohno drunk-dialing his bandmates. (Ohno honestly tried, but three or four tequilas later he was always filled with the urgent need to explain to Nino how much he truly loved him, and Jun and Sho couldn't always be there to grab his phone away. ...not that Jun always tried. Nino's pain was hilarious, he said simply.)
Everybody else was kind of sulking because someone had said to themselves, What the teenaged girls of Japan really want to see is Arashi dressed in white, sopping wet.
Which was very likely true, but Aiba was sneezing and Jun had gone all quiet and I Am A Professional around the photographer.
"Excuse me," said Sho, "but may we have a break to warm up?" The photographer was pretty good at ignoring fussy celebrities but there was something about the way that Jun was drifting gently closer, his hands lightly curled into claws and the eyes of the massive skull ring gleaming off his index finger, that made him decide suddenly he needed to fiddle with the light levels for at least fifteen minutes.
"Dis bucks," said Aiba, from under his towel.
"I know, baby," said Sho, from under his own towel as he tried to keep the fine line between drying off enough to not catch pneumonia and die a miserable death hooked to a machine, while the others hovered at his bedside tearfully and fangirls rioted, and staying damp enough that they didn't make him stand under the damn shower again. "We're almost finished."
Jun didn't say anything. Nino growled and toweled Ohno's hair viciously.
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...and I don't know where it's going from there. lolohmiya??? continue y/n/ohgodyoufreak
I'm worried because Sho in my head keeps calling the others baby, not in as Oh baby I love you so, but as in Okay, baby, we're almost to Grandma's house. Uh. I keep having to cut it out and I don't know. Y/N? OPINIONS PLZ
There is a dog on my bed who must be removed! It is for his own good and not at all because now he has had enough time to leave a nice warm patch on it. ahahahahaTHUD.