IF THIS IS A BAD IDEA TELL ME NOW

Mar 08, 2008 18:56

  1. Take:
    • 1 (one) overtired and rather cross Meg
    • 1 (one) package of wooden dowels
    • 1 (one) each random lump blue and purl pearl, approximating an ounce of Fimo
    • 1 (one) cup hook from your stupid light spindle that died.

    • (.... excuse me, I just realized it smells like a bog in here, and on further investigation, it appears to be the dog. I must crush his spirit by sending him out of the room.

      "I hate to tell you this, but he smells like that because he is --"
      "No, BOG! B-O-G! Not D as in dog! B as in blech!"
      "....oh. Was he outside watching Daddy burn brush?"
      "YOU SMELL OF MUD, ANIMAL."
      "WAH, MEAN HUMANS ARE MEAN ;_____;" )
    • 1 (one) oven, heated to 275 degrees
  2. After dedicated smushing and rolling, get one circle of Fimo approximating a round shape, and poke a hole in more or less center thereof, stick in oven, bake as directed. Hunt out rubber bands and / or washers and use them to hold Fimo whorl in place.
  3. ?????
  4. Attempt to spin with it.
  5. PROFIT???

TELL ME NOW, THE FIMO IS IN THE OVEN.

They did have wooden wheels at Walmart but I don't really want to go into making tiny lace spindles and selling them for $10 plus shipping on ebay, with added insult to injury, so I'll just wait until I can make it to Michael's or Ben Franklin's to get bigger ones. Also cup hooks, which I have no real idea where to find. Walmart failed me and I think Michael's might too.

edit:

BIG PROFIT.

Oh my god, it spins like a Clinton aide! The edges are a little rough and I have to figure out how to get it perfectly even (I think Mom has a roller thing though) but BY GOD. I feel super clever, you would not even believe.

spinning

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