it was hilarious
It's weird, I don't feel too badly but I can tell I must be sick because the thought of driving to Eugene still makes me want to cry. Usually I don't mind my ridiculously long commute! I come up with most of my horrible ideas then.
Speaking of which, I don't know if this is going to be in the actual fic or an omake:
"So, uh," said Jun, staring at someone that he had frequently seen on posters.
"My friends wanted to hire you for me," explained the client. He really did look like a resigned platypus.
"But you're," began Jun.
"They said they didn't count," said the client. "Because they were used to me."
"But can't you find a fangirl to --" said Jun.
"Manager says we can't start rumors," said the client.
"Wait, and hiring a hooker is --"
"Not that type of rumor," said the client.
"Oh," said Jun rather blankly, and then, "Shall we begin?"
"Sure," said the client, "I can't get a cramp every time, right?"
Jun stared at him.
ilu darkeyedwolf♥
Anyway, after I woke up last night from dreaming of JE guys playing Fluxx, I marathoned D no Arashi in between complaining bitterly about jent_fanfics and also Arashi no Waza-Ari 6, which was pretty fabulous even without subs, because Aiba tried to climb a palm tree, there were go-karts and then Jun 1. rode a unicycle 2. lost miserably at golf and asked them pretty please to let him try to beat them again and was mockingly refused and 3. ate a sprig of raw angelica because he lost, I think (there was a thing about a batsu-game, so I'm assuming) and gave Aiba and the guest a look like IF I WASN'T A PROFESSIONAL AND THIS CAMERA WASN'T HERE ---.
Also there was a candy ad in Japanese Media Surreal and an ad for KIBOU ~Yell~ with NEWS and I don't know, I think they made them stalk and kill the couches they used for their jackets and pants themselves. Or else, well, I remember seeing that print in cotton summer dresses circa 1993, so. Becky had actually never bothered to watch the episode except for the end, where Aiba flicks Nino on the forehead so hard his head snaps back, so when I piped up with 'you could have warned me about the GO-KARTS' she was just all '..............WHAT.'
It's almost comforting to realize that Nino nearly always has bad hair. I've gotten to the point where I'm just, Well, as long as he doesn't dye it blond again.
And I didn't realize they kept changing the sign on Ohno's back, and I may or may not have fallen off my chair in sheer glee when he showed up with MATSUJUN♥ME on his back. (The next one announces HEARTBREAK FOR SHO-KUN, because Ohno clearly wants everybody to spend half an hour coming up with commentary on that one.)
Also they're playing Twister in the credits in I think D no Arashi 16, and Jun has got the biggest old grin on his face, which may or may not be caused by the fact that his face is more or less planted in Ohno's .... back. Yes. Back.
I need to make a drinking game, seriously.
Speaking of which, I don't know if this is going to be in the actual fic or an omake:
"So, uh," said Jun, staring at someone that he had frequently seen on posters.
"My friends wanted to hire you for me," explained the client. He really did look like a resigned platypus.
"But you're," began Jun.
"They said they didn't count," said the client. "Because they were used to me."
"But can't you find a fangirl to --" said Jun.
"Manager says we can't start rumors," said the client.
"Wait, and hiring a hooker is --"
"Not that type of rumor," said the client.
"Oh," said Jun rather blankly, and then, "Shall we begin?"
"Sure," said the client, "I can't get a cramp every time, right?"
Jun stared at him.
ilu darkeyedwolf♥
Anyway, after I woke up last night from dreaming of JE guys playing Fluxx, I marathoned D no Arashi in between complaining bitterly about jent_fanfics and also Arashi no Waza-Ari 6, which was pretty fabulous even without subs, because Aiba tried to climb a palm tree, there were go-karts and then Jun 1. rode a unicycle 2. lost miserably at golf and asked them pretty please to let him try to beat them again and was mockingly refused and 3. ate a sprig of raw angelica because he lost, I think (there was a thing about a batsu-game, so I'm assuming) and gave Aiba and the guest a look like IF I WASN'T A PROFESSIONAL AND THIS CAMERA WASN'T HERE ---.
Also there was a candy ad in Japanese Media Surreal and an ad for KIBOU ~Yell~ with NEWS and I don't know, I think they made them stalk and kill the couches they used for their jackets and pants themselves. Or else, well, I remember seeing that print in cotton summer dresses circa 1993, so. Becky had actually never bothered to watch the episode except for the end, where Aiba flicks Nino on the forehead so hard his head snaps back, so when I piped up with 'you could have warned me about the GO-KARTS' she was just all '..............WHAT.'
It's almost comforting to realize that Nino nearly always has bad hair. I've gotten to the point where I'm just, Well, as long as he doesn't dye it blond again.
And I didn't realize they kept changing the sign on Ohno's back, and I may or may not have fallen off my chair in sheer glee when he showed up with MATSUJUN♥ME on his back. (The next one announces HEARTBREAK FOR SHO-KUN, because Ohno clearly wants everybody to spend half an hour coming up with commentary on that one.)
Also they're playing Twister in the credits in I think D no Arashi 16, and Jun has got the biggest old grin on his face, which may or may not be caused by the fact that his face is more or less planted in Ohno's .... back. Yes. Back.
I need to make a drinking game, seriously.