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[lazulisong]

MY DAY, IN SUMMARY:
MEG: So you know that blonde joke that goes, A blonde went to a doctor and said, Doctor, I get this terrible stabbing pain in my face every time I drink coffee, what should I do?
CO-WORKER: Uh-huh?
MEG: And then the doctor says, Well, maybe you should try taking the spoon out of the cup?
CO-WORKER: Yes?
MEG: GETTING A SPOON POKED IN YOUR FACE WHILE DRINKING COFFEE ACTUALLY REALLY HURTS ;A;

I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO EAT MY BRAIN.

And then I spent the entire drive home worrying about the Hooker Fic and how Aiba was going to turn into St Doormat and I coouuuulddddn't doooo it tooo hiiiiiiiimmmmm. I don't even know, I'm still a little concerned about it. It's because the fic is so focused on Jun that Aiba of course spends most of this time reacting to what Jun is doing (when Jun's not reacting to him and/or smacking him) that it's hard to keep him from JUST reacting and not being like, this saintly yet ditzy thing who lets Jun walk all over him in return for makeouts. THIS WORRIES ME.

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I HOPE EVERYBODY DIES IN A FIRE.