this game moves me to tears.

Oct 12, 2007 11:47

......Azel is shotabait and not lolibait, right?

I'M STILL NOT SURE.

Played a bit but I'm still kind of wavering on actually playing it all the way through. There's a ripoff of the Judgement ring and it's even more annoying to hit and arbitrary. Also it's a bit like Star Ocean and FFXII where you control one character but I have yet to figure out a way to control the other characters. Either you frantically switch over hoping to god their wait is over or else they sit there and point their bosoms at the enemy. Which is the other thing. I have no objection to boobies but seriously, when the hero has a better figure than I do?

Other than that, I lol'd the entire way through the opening video. Ominous magic! Significant cherry blossoms! Forgettable diva singer singing a sweeping yet forgettable theme! if there had been a drinking game I would have been too smashed to play by the time the video finished, and then Calintz dreams of meeting his old master. I was in tears.

I am hoping for Calintz and the general to be totally hetrosexual at each other, and also I would be obliged if the mage chick and the misc big guy would like me a little. GOD I hate dating sim questions. E, even if she doesn't, though, I'll be okay! PEDOBAIT WILL ALWAYS WORSHIP ME. He keeps going GOLLY CAPTAIN :O YOU'RE SO STRONG AND MANLY and I keep going '....' at the TV.

Pedobait: EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN!!! I WILL TAKE ANYTHING YOU WISH TO GIVE ME SIR! LIKE CANDY, AND APPLES, AND EXPENSIVE JEWELRY!!!!! AND ALSO YOUR *BEEP BEEP BEEP* IN MY *BEEP BEEP BEEP!* BECAUSE I WOULD GIVE YOU ANYTHING, SIR! I INCLUDE MY ANAL VIRGINITY IN THAT OFFER!
Our Hero: .............????
Random Big Guy: I also would like to give the captain a lot of things!
General: No, he is going to give his all to me!
Meg: ....dude, I'd ship you if I wasn't horribly afraid you two are actually crazy moon brothers.
Our Hero: .............???????????????????

video games, magna carta

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