blargh.

Jul 24, 2007 11:06

1. I was watching a TV performance of Kitto Daijoubu and had to go have a tinhat moment with Becky over the fact that Aiba and Jun are both wearing white cowboy boots.
1a. IT'S A SECRET SIGN TO US
1b. Seriously, they're almost exactly the same, I lol'd.

2. Why do I have all this yarn for afghans when I don't like making afghans and I've kind of stopped working with acrylic? *takes to work for 232*
2a. My excuse here is that I'll need the space for when I finally get the damn yarn for the sweater.
2b. see I like having yarn but I don't like storing it.
2c. What the hell was I thinking when I got that color for Cecil, it's way too purple.
2d. ......*looks around f-list thoughtfully*

3. So, so tired and high strung today.
3a. Please pet me.
3b. I have more nekoJun fic? :(

"Basically," said Nino, smiling angelically at Jun, "it's like Jun's finally realized his dream of being a super-fashionable accessory." Matsujun swiped at him but missed by at least an inch. They practiced it the night before until Jun knew exactly how to attack so it looked real but didn't actually connect. Of course a few times Jun had gotten him pretty hard, but Nino just swore and smacked back, so that was okay.

Nakai's face was five inches from Jun's muzzle. "So what are you guys doing while he's like this?" he asked. "Hey, don't you have a new single out soon?"

"Well it's hard with him like this," said Ohno, "but it's not like it was when Nino was in America, or Aiba was sick. At least he's still with us."

"Why don't you sing it anyway?" said Nakai, "It's not like there would be a lot of di--"

"No, Matsujun, no!" shrieked the rest of Arashi, leaping for Jun as he bunched himself up in outrage and made to claw Nakai's face. "He's a sempai!"

("So instead of Ohno and me attacking each other on the show," said Nakai, offering a bit of his shrimp to Jun, "It could be Matsumoto and me, maybe? Aw man, I don't want to get really killed in the face, though." Jun accepted the shrimp politely.

"Don't worry," said Sho, "Jun's got the timing down now."

"'Now'?" said Nakai.

Jun flicked his tail smugly.)

Taka-san put his arm around Ohno's shoulder and whispered. Ohno listened for a second and began to shake silently with laughter.

"Hey," said Nakai. "What the hell are you two acting like a pair of girls over."

"Nothing," said Taka-san, taking his arm off Ohno with the air of a man releasing a hunting hawk onto a target. "Just what sort of cats we'd all be."

"Yeah?" said Nakai.

Ohno looked at Nakai with limpid eyes. "Nakai-san, you'd be an alley cat, right?"

"WHAT WAS THAT?" roared Nakai, leaping up and lunging at Ohno. Taka-san pulled Ohno away and wrapped his arms around him. Nakai shrieked in incoherent rage. "Ohno, you bastard!"

"He's sorry!" shrieked Arashi, holding him back. Jun leaped bravely in front of Ohno and Taka-san and did his best Halloween cat impression at Nakai. "He's very very sorry, he won't say it again!"

"I'm at least a pet store cat!" yelled Nakai, shaking off Nino, Sho and Aiba. "Show some respect for your elders!"

"He's sorry, he's sorry," said Sho anxiously. "Please forgive him!"

4. I should start working on the Five Things things.

5. ONLY TWO MORE CRANES TO GO. They're due in a week, hoorah!

6. Amy when are you getting here anyway?

7. I want a DVD-R drive :(

fandumb, nekojun, arashi

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