Unfortunately
white_aster was on so I have a terrible feeling that Kadaj vs Chocobo may actually see the light of day, although Loz is so tickled with chocobos in general I'm not as annoyed as I could be.
Kadaj and his chocobo snark at each other. And he calls it The Chicken, although her name is actually Hel. If you make fun of The Chicken he will make your life hell. Cloud's gold is Freya.
Which is to say, why don't you go read
this instead because it's full of awesome. And cheered me up despite my headache because Cloud and Sephiroth and Zack and chocobos and toxic levels of cute.