no seriously.

[lazulisong]

in case you're wondering after the last poll:

shinju yuri or shinju_yuri (<-- f-locked)
roselia grimmFebuary is probably going to be Sung-min going OH SHITZ I HAVE A BOYFRIEND?! if not steampunk with a dorky inventor and Meg doing some frantic research on creative lubes

Comments

[white_aster]

...mineral oil? Very clean machine oil might work, too. No idea what's in it. :enables likewhoa oh god the world needs more dorky steampunk inventors:

[lazulisong]

......yeah can't you just see yourself asking the intarwebs what machine oil is made of? "Well, I want to see if someone would actually be willing to put it up their ass."

[white_aster]

^___________^ You know...if it's clean and you can be vague about what it's for, it probably would be ok. Hell, you can ingest some of the stuff and all it does is act as a laxative.

[lazulisong]

apparently you can get food-grade machine oil for machines. *ponders* Plain mineral oil probably wouldn't be so bad but I'm still a little vague on what else you could use.

...........I have no idea what they would use in Victorian times.

[white_aster]

Well, if it's foodgrade, then it's perfectly good.

....maybe butter? vegetable oil? lard? no clue....