hey this is the shit I was raised on
Come to think of it, since Jesus is supposedly coming for the faithful tomorrow (insert GIANT HISTORY DISCUSSION about Rapture Hoaxes etc here -- for the lols, look up Millerites, but try not to get sucked into the giant rabbit hole of Adventism and Ellen G White ... also when you have to explain Jesus directly stating that nobody knows the hour or the day away, dude, you are reaching only the gullible OH WAIT, THEY'RE THE ONES GIVING YOU MONEY), you know what I think we should do?
WRITE PORNO ALL DAY.
BY GOD IF I'M GOING TO HELL THERE'S GOING TO BE A REASON FOR IT.
We can post it at 6pm our time! It can be OUR CHECK IN POST.
(THANKS, ASSHOLE, NOW YOU'VE TOTALLY MADE US LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF LUNATICS. UGH.)
WRITE PORNO ALL DAY.
BY GOD IF I'M GOING TO HELL THERE'S GOING TO BE A REASON FOR IT.
We can post it at 6pm our time! It can be OUR CHECK IN POST.
(THANKS, ASSHOLE, NOW YOU'VE TOTALLY MADE US LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF LUNATICS. UGH.)