Mr Rogan, I salute you.
You, sir, have written and starred in a movie so gay that it is almost not worth the effort to slash it.
Still gonna look for fic, though, I can't lie.
Green Hornet fulfilled ~*~every expectation~*~ I had for it, which of course means that it was full of gay, had many explosions and car chases, and Jay Chou makes me extremely happy in the pants area. They inverted a couple of tropes pretty cleverly too -- and when this movie comes out in the pub theatres, I am going to go there, sit down, and have a drink every time the movie acknowledges how gay this set up is, someone gets punched in the dick, or Britt and Kato act out every romantic trope from every romcom ever, and I am going to walk out of there, so so drunk.
Best part was how The Girl was actually a competent human being who declined politely to be The Love Interest. (Although if Jay Chou tried to hit on me, I think my principles would be totally weak.)
eta:
There is like. Ten fics on the entire internet, one of them is a drabble and three of them have OCs hitting on Kato. (Not that I blame them, as Kato is hot and Britt is a massive douche -- but KATO'S MASSIVE DOUCHE, OKAY.)
Anyway, these are the readable ones:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6679028/1/And_the_Party_Ends
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6669198/1/Colored_Animals
http://archiveofourown.org/works/157006 (Sexual Revolutions)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/155039 (My Man)
I think My Man is probably the best of the lot.
ALSO apparently dicks at Sony think they'd rather have me download all the songs from the soundtrack instead of giving them money for it, so that's lame. I got the Jay Chou song yesterday from Amazon, but now I have to find the rest of them. WHY WON'T SONY TAKE MY MONEY.
Still gonna look for fic, though, I can't lie.
Green Hornet fulfilled ~*~every expectation~*~ I had for it, which of course means that it was full of gay, had many explosions and car chases, and Jay Chou makes me extremely happy in the pants area. They inverted a couple of tropes pretty cleverly too -- and when this movie comes out in the pub theatres, I am going to go there, sit down, and have a drink every time the movie acknowledges how gay this set up is, someone gets punched in the dick, or Britt and Kato act out every romantic trope from every romcom ever, and I am going to walk out of there, so so drunk.
Best part was how The Girl was actually a competent human being who declined politely to be The Love Interest. (Although if Jay Chou tried to hit on me, I think my principles would be totally weak.)
eta:
There is like. Ten fics on the entire internet, one of them is a drabble and three of them have OCs hitting on Kato. (Not that I blame them, as Kato is hot and Britt is a massive douche -- but KATO'S MASSIVE DOUCHE, OKAY.)
Anyway, these are the readable ones:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6679028/1/And_the_Party_Ends
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6669198/1/Colored_Animals
http://archiveofourown.org/works/157006 (Sexual Revolutions)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/155039 (My Man)
I think My Man is probably the best of the lot.
ALSO apparently dicks at Sony think they'd rather have me download all the songs from the soundtrack instead of giving them money for it, so that's lame. I got the Jay Chou song yesterday from Amazon, but now I have to find the rest of them. WHY WON'T SONY TAKE MY MONEY.