we all have our own little coping methods

[lazulisong]

MEG:
okay so I think I have a problem
I have a shitty week
probably partly d/t hormones and def partly due to brain chemicals
so what do I think of ot do to cheer me up?
WRITE VAMPIRE AUS

refracting
M-meg.
This is the happiest day of my life.

MEG:
=w=

refracting:
Well. Not the part about the shitty week, etc.

MEG:
it's kirk/spock!

refracting
But you have embraced the VAMPIRE AU!

MEG:
so like
vulcans are vampires
and like they have this venom shit so their prey doesn't run screaming
and the normal vulcans, what were the normal vulcans, took off and became Romulans
AANYWAY the point is Spock is a vampire

refracting:
Clearly, this is the most important point. <3

MEG:
well yes
I'm sorry, did you expect me to waste valuable time thinking about plot?

refracting:
No. :D
Because this is a vampire au. <3

MEG:
ANYWAY it's all very interesting and like, human Starfleet personnel wear high collars as a safety precaution and Spock is all RARRGH JIM I AM KIND OF IN PON FARR I DESIRE YOUR TASTY BLOOD PLEASE RUN NOW and Jim is like, *unzips collar*

also amy found me microwave brownie bowls. o/