I'll be over here, desperately pretending I did not take one look at Pike and totally understand why people were writing the pornos. Oh God.
Also, Bones? df;sadkla I LOVE HIM HE AND JIM NEED TO BE NERDY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. Someone on the kink meme was writing one where they had the whole JE idea of personal space and it was cute and all but now I totally want one where they never make it romantic. It's just. Bones does not want any of Jim's horrible space cooties and Jim likes having someone who he does not have to posture for, so he hangs all over him and Bones lets him and it is like, revoltingly awesome.
BRB RUSHING OFF TO MAKE EVEN MORE JOKES ABOUT BONES AND HIS HYPOSPRAY FETISH.
PS: I will ... I don't know what I'll do but I would probably love you a lot if you made or found me a link to a vid made with this song:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TNW36BAG