I also have "One Week of Danger" stuck in my head
Which song is actually one of the gayest ones i have ever heard, and I include NEWS warbling determinedly that they are barefoot Cinderella boys in that number. THERE NEEDS TO BE A VID, OKAY.
"Also, I love you," finished Spock. His voice was utterly placid.
Jim's eyes bulged.
"Captain, that is not an appropriate expression for the head of a starship."
Jim opened his mouth, closed it again, opened it and then managed, "Are you a pod person?"
"I have told you many times that if you have enough time to watch unedifying media from the twentieth century, you have enough time to do the duty rosters," said Spock severely.
Okay, that sounded like Spock, at least. Still. "Are you in pon farr or something? Is that it?"
"If I was in ... that state ... Jim, you would know about it." Spock's face held a look of mild distaste, and Jim figured that if it was anybody else Jim would be on the floor with a shiner and Spock would would be standing over him screaming things like of COURSE not, you sick fuck! or did you just call my mother a whore? "You would not have to ask me about it."
Jim tried to think about that one but he found his brain instinctively seizing up, as if to protect itself. He gave up on it for the moment. "Are you drugged? Did you eat some chocolate or something?"
"No, I am not drugged," said Spock, faintly annoyed. "I begin to find this line of questioning devoid of logic or reason, Captain."
"Also, I love you," finished Spock. His voice was utterly placid.
Jim's eyes bulged.
"Captain, that is not an appropriate expression for the head of a starship."
Jim opened his mouth, closed it again, opened it and then managed, "Are you a pod person?"
"I have told you many times that if you have enough time to watch unedifying media from the twentieth century, you have enough time to do the duty rosters," said Spock severely.
Okay, that sounded like Spock, at least. Still. "Are you in pon farr or something? Is that it?"
"If I was in ... that state ... Jim, you would know about it." Spock's face held a look of mild distaste, and Jim figured that if it was anybody else Jim would be on the floor with a shiner and Spock would would be standing over him screaming things like of COURSE not, you sick fuck! or did you just call my mother a whore? "You would not have to ask me about it."
Jim tried to think about that one but he found his brain instinctively seizing up, as if to protect itself. He gave up on it for the moment. "Are you drugged? Did you eat some chocolate or something?"
"No, I am not drugged," said Spock, faintly annoyed. "I begin to find this line of questioning devoid of logic or reason, Captain."