THE FUCKING FIRE BREATHING POO CAT!!!!!
And so it came to be ... The Wrath of the Mighty Poo Cat 47!!!!
Bringin it to ya live suckas!!!!
Hahahahaha, damn and holy shit, playing Dead or Alive 4 Online is an absolute riot!!! For two days now, I'd been getting my ass handed to me left and right. I always thought I was the shit at this game, but it turned out that I was only the shit around me and other (only) 3 other guys I know that actually play this series. So now, I got these Nerds from everywhere floating around on my Xbox, arguing about who is "gayer" than the other, who's is bigger, how ugly and dumb the other is, it's a comedy dream come true. And of course, I choose the silly name of Poo Cat 47 (throw back to my cat Willow, amongst other funny reasons) so these nerds and apparently Latino guys who love to curse me out in Spanish ... they all think I'm a 16 year old Japanese girl living in the USA. They whine and moan and jeer "Poo Poo Cat, awwww look it's the Poo Poo Cat, me love you long time Poo Poo Cat!" and they make fun, I laugh, and am even a little taken aback by the idea that I'm being schcooled by someone who is a bigger nerd than I am!
But Not Today!!!
Oh no, no no no no my friends! Today! The fuckin Poo Cat is in da house! Dropped all you suckas with my fancy moves and beat 19 of you down in a fucking row! NOW WHAT?!?!?!?! NOW WHO'S THE POO CAT?!?!?!?! Come on Pointdexter! Tear your mind away from masturbatory fantasies of some chick from Star Trek, the ones with the fucked up brows, and focus on the fight with the Cat of Poo! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!
Oh yeah, I also got all the results from my tests today, the ones where I had to poo into the french fry trays. The results are moy interesante.
Bringin it to ya live suckas!!!!
Hahahahaha, damn and holy shit, playing Dead or Alive 4 Online is an absolute riot!!! For two days now, I'd been getting my ass handed to me left and right. I always thought I was the shit at this game, but it turned out that I was only the shit around me and other (only) 3 other guys I know that actually play this series. So now, I got these Nerds from everywhere floating around on my Xbox, arguing about who is "gayer" than the other, who's is bigger, how ugly and dumb the other is, it's a comedy dream come true. And of course, I choose the silly name of Poo Cat 47 (throw back to my cat Willow, amongst other funny reasons) so these nerds and apparently Latino guys who love to curse me out in Spanish ... they all think I'm a 16 year old Japanese girl living in the USA. They whine and moan and jeer "Poo Poo Cat, awwww look it's the Poo Poo Cat, me love you long time Poo Poo Cat!" and they make fun, I laugh, and am even a little taken aback by the idea that I'm being schcooled by someone who is a bigger nerd than I am!
But Not Today!!!
Oh no, no no no no my friends! Today! The fuckin Poo Cat is in da house! Dropped all you suckas with my fancy moves and beat 19 of you down in a fucking row! NOW WHAT?!?!?!?! NOW WHO'S THE POO CAT?!?!?!?! Come on Pointdexter! Tear your mind away from masturbatory fantasies of some chick from Star Trek, the ones with the fucked up brows, and focus on the fight with the Cat of Poo! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!
Oh yeah, I also got all the results from my tests today, the ones where I had to poo into the french fry trays. The results are moy interesante.