(OOC: This is somewhat long, but we actually managed to get the entire Order side of Law & Order: SIU into one room and MUCH hilarity ensued. All you need to know is that Nick Falco inherited a "good luck" blue ceramic duck from a friend, but the duck is actually BAD Luck, which the lawyers found out the last time they were all at the bar....)
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A Duck Walks into a Lawyer-filled Bar... )