Lord of the Sea (John/Rodney, kinda. PG)

[lavvyan]

Title: Lord of the Sea
Rating: PG
Word count: ~700
Pairing: John/Rodney. In a way. Um.
Warnings: Crack. I mean it.
Summary: Among the Goa'uld, Mer'deth was something of an oddity.
Notes: This is what happens when I don't sleep for two days and run a fever. For the cliche_bingo Bodysharing prompt (bingo card to be found here). Not beta-read, so any and all

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And then there was the day when some minor Goa´uld (whose name Mer´deth never actually bothered to learn) heard the rumour about the Super!Jaffa Mer´deth was breeding and thought it was a great idea to try and kidnap some of them. Later, Mer´deth ranted about the utter stupidity of that plan for days.
So when his Jaffa told Mer´deth that a trading party (well, at least they brought back the materials he needed, he hardly ever bothered to find out how they got it) had disappeared he suspected a transporting device or something technological and didn´t worry about it. Only the group didn´t turn up for a week and John kept asking if maybe they should take a look until he finally gave in and ordered his Jaffa to search the area (which they already had done; "well, then do it again and thoroughly this time, any other dumb questions?", and no, he would certainly not let John fly over the area with an al´kesh because people had disappeared there and what kind of stupid idea was that?)
So the Jaffa were busy searching the area again and, in the meantime, sending scouting partys to other planets to look for information (with the help of the newly developed explosives that had destroyed lab 8 the week before; fortunately they were quite adept in arranging their schedules, no need for their god to find out) when the sensors picked up a subspace signal in Mer´deths self-designed, unbreakable and not-possible-to-imitate code that basically said "We´re fine, we got kidnapped, we beat the other guys and where should we deliver the newly acquired ships to, that is, the ones that didn´t explode". Which made Mer´deth gloat for days about how his Jaffa were so vastly superious to anyone else´s and also, kidnapping Jaffa? How stupid could you get? Yes, Mer, John repeated for the twentieth time, and can I fly the new ships now?
lavvyan, I love your sandbox. Thank you so very much for letting me play.

[lavvyan]

Oh, you're very welcome. *leans back and lets herself be entertained*

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But you promised to write sequels eventually, you promised! *hands over cake, pen and paper*