No Penis For YOU!

Dec 20, 2008 17:38

They have finally stopped offering me ways to grow my penis and are now offering ways for me to see shrunken ones. There's something ironic about that.

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Hugs and Kisses,
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I can't be the only one who thinks too much muscle is unattractive, can I? I have to say the "Lube Tube Video Lounge" and the "Circle Jerk Vid-chat" crack me up. Hmm.. is that a bunch of jerks chatting or a bunch of chats jerking?

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