Apparently, I'm a magical key-stealing fairy because there's absolutely no way my mom could have put her keys in her bag next to her wallet, so obviously I must have done it even though I'm the one who frantically searched like a maniac for it for ten minutes. That totally makes so much sense. I believe I shall use my newfound powers for evil ( Read more... )

Sometimes I really love my mom. This guy came in and we ending up talking for a few minutes, and then he came back in later on his way to work and asked for my number. I'm probably getting a new one soon, so I told him that, so he gave me his instead. I told this to my mom after he left and what was her reaction? "He drives a Mercedes, so..." Oh, ( Read more... )

Apparently, our dear angel used to work as an intern for Bill Clinton way back when. He was doing an interview for KTLA when this came up ( Read more... )

My birthday is this Sunday and I was actually just looking forward to not having to work for three days as my celebration and maybe spending some time with my friends. My best friend moved to Tampa last month and we were pretty sure she wasn't going to be able to come due to circumstances ( Read more... )