The absurdly large Urs and David and their Heavenly Casual Attire Picspam!
[mood|
Silly]
[music|Toronto vs Tampa Bay (Let's go Blue Jays!) ]
I'd clear your schedule for the next few days. This picspam is abominably large and terribly distracting. It's Divos in leather, people! I've warned you.
Urs: Here we have the lovely David Miller modelling a delightful jean and scarf combo. It's a great way to stay stylish in the chilly English weather.
Urs: Thank you, David. Next up we have-
- Il Divo proving that jeans and black can look astounding when done right. But then, could they ever do wrong?
We will now take an intermission with music provided by our own Mr. Miller.
Urs: I really like his jeans, but my shoes can kick his shoes asses.
Lauren: Um, Urs? We're live.
Urs: Oh, right! And now we'll return to our regularly scheduled program. *cuts to show* There, am I done now?
Lauren: Yes.
Urs: Great, now where's my Harley...
David, I'll admit that I don't know if your t-shirt has any underlying meaning, but I have a cow shelf downstairs (I have a very handy dad) with an honest to goodness cowbell around its neck. Now, if you just give me tickets and airfare to any of your concerts, you can have it!
I have nothing witty for this one, so I'm just going to sit and sigh over the pretty.
Secret Agent Man, secret aaaagent man...
David: Pfffft, please, that's amateur stuff, Urs.
Urs: *still singing* A trained opera assassin that's second to none, the man with the golden gun.
David: Fine, you be dark and mysterious, and I'll be quirky with flowers, then we'll see who pulls.
Urs: Dark and mysterious is good.
David: Uh, maybe we'd better call it a tie. This is quite the crowd, I sense peril.
Urs: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
David: No, it's too perilous.
Urs: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
David: No, it's unhealthy.
David: Ok, fine, but I'm going to stay here and flex to look more imposing.
Urs: Point one to me-
- and my arms of brain-melting bliss. Now there has to be a "biceps of bliss" icon for Urs. And ZOMG LOOK AT THAT PICTURE! Why must people mark their photos? :(
*is emo*
*is chipper*
David: Damn, if he's smiling then they'll all flock to him!
Urs: Don't forget my awesome Leather Jackets of Paradise.
David: I've got one too!
Urs: David, you have much to learn. You can't have just one leather jacket!
David: But I love this one!
Urs: But what if you're caught in the rain without your all-protector spray, hm?
David: ...
Urs: See, one of mine is fully equipped with a hood.
David: What about my leather hat? Huh? Huh?
Urs: *lick lips and covets hat*
Urs: I'm foiled. *tear*
Urs: No! I must be strong! He still doesn't have enough to wear every day!
David: I think you're right. I can't compete with your leather lordliness.
David: *is sneaky* Until I take yours...
Urs: *runs for life and leather*
Urs: I think I've lost him...
Urs: Definitely lost him.
David: *evil cackle*
Urs: *regulates heartbeat*
A whirlwind of Urs leather:
Black jacket #1
Jacket #2 from the UK Radio Aid (Oh, their Nella Fantastia was so good!)
Also #1, but pretend it's #3 so I don't repeat pictures. (There is another black one)
And #4. It's got so many cool buttons! *is easily entertained*
Ah, he's a corporal! He outranks me, therefore I have to do everything he tells me. ... Damn?
Mmm, sir, yes, sir!
And #5!
They win at shoes:
Exhibit A.
And here's Urs for Exhibit B. Oh, how blissful was Henley? And I wasn't even there!
Ok, we have the awesome jeans and leather jacket. And what else?
Skull ring! Rebel.
Oh, David, the Montreal Canadiens? You are too awesome.
Go Habs!
*gapes* Eeeee, so cute!
Wow, I'm overloaded with pretty. And I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching my Dancing Urs icon. chrissycakes_xx, you win for making it and okenakab, you win for being my picspam muse!
Silly]
[music|Toronto vs Tampa Bay (Let's go Blue Jays!) ]
I'd clear your schedule for the next few days. This picspam is abominably large and terribly distracting. It's Divos in leather, people! I've warned you.
Urs: Here we have the lovely David Miller modelling a delightful jean and scarf combo. It's a great way to stay stylish in the chilly English weather.
Urs: Thank you, David. Next up we have-
- Il Divo proving that jeans and black can look astounding when done right. But then, could they ever do wrong?
We will now take an intermission with music provided by our own Mr. Miller.
Urs: I really like his jeans, but my shoes can kick his shoes asses.
Lauren: Um, Urs? We're live.
Urs: Oh, right! And now we'll return to our regularly scheduled program. *cuts to show* There, am I done now?
Lauren: Yes.
Urs: Great, now where's my Harley...
David, I'll admit that I don't know if your t-shirt has any underlying meaning, but I have a cow shelf downstairs (I have a very handy dad) with an honest to goodness cowbell around its neck. Now, if you just give me tickets and airfare to any of your concerts, you can have it!
I have nothing witty for this one, so I'm just going to sit and sigh over the pretty.
Secret Agent Man, secret aaaagent man...
David: Pfffft, please, that's amateur stuff, Urs.
Urs: *still singing* A trained opera assassin that's second to none, the man with the golden gun.
David: Fine, you be dark and mysterious, and I'll be quirky with flowers, then we'll see who pulls.
Urs: Dark and mysterious is good.
David: Uh, maybe we'd better call it a tie. This is quite the crowd, I sense peril.
Urs: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
David: No, it's too perilous.
Urs: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
David: No, it's unhealthy.
David: Ok, fine, but I'm going to stay here and flex to look more imposing.
Urs: Point one to me-
- and my arms of brain-melting bliss. Now there has to be a "biceps of bliss" icon for Urs. And ZOMG LOOK AT THAT PICTURE! Why must people mark their photos? :(
*is emo*
*is chipper*
David: Damn, if he's smiling then they'll all flock to him!
Urs: Don't forget my awesome Leather Jackets of Paradise.
David: I've got one too!
Urs: David, you have much to learn. You can't have just one leather jacket!
David: But I love this one!
Urs: But what if you're caught in the rain without your all-protector spray, hm?
David: ...
Urs: See, one of mine is fully equipped with a hood.
David: What about my leather hat? Huh? Huh?
Urs: *lick lips and covets hat*
Urs: I'm foiled. *tear*
Urs: No! I must be strong! He still doesn't have enough to wear every day!
David: I think you're right. I can't compete with your leather lordliness.
David: *is sneaky* Until I take yours...
Urs: *runs for life and leather*
Urs: I think I've lost him...
Urs: Definitely lost him.
David: *evil cackle*
Urs: *regulates heartbeat*
A whirlwind of Urs leather:
Black jacket #1
Jacket #2 from the UK Radio Aid (Oh, their Nella Fantastia was so good!)
Also #1, but pretend it's #3 so I don't repeat pictures. (There is another black one)
And #4. It's got so many cool buttons! *is easily entertained*
Ah, he's a corporal! He outranks me, therefore I have to do everything he tells me. ... Damn?
Mmm, sir, yes, sir!
And #5!
They win at shoes:
Exhibit A.
And here's Urs for Exhibit B. Oh, how blissful was Henley? And I wasn't even there!
Ok, we have the awesome jeans and leather jacket. And what else?
Skull ring! Rebel.
Oh, David, the Montreal Canadiens? You are too awesome.
Go Habs!
*gapes* Eeeee, so cute!
Wow, I'm overloaded with pretty. And I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching my Dancing Urs icon. chrissycakes_xx, you win for making it and okenakab, you win for being my picspam muse!