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LOOK THIS IS REALLY NERDY AND IT'S LIKE MY CURRENT SELF REWOUND IN TIME BACK TO TALK TO MY 2004 SELF THAT WAS REALLY INTO PHANTOM.

( HERE BE SPOILERS FOR THAT PHANTOM SEQUEL WHICH IS AWFUL (also, gifs) )

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Tackiest wedding EVER. EW ( Read more... )

Because I have nothing better to do today, I went through wtf_inc and found a bunch of linkspam to send Grant over AIM. And since I have a giant pile of linkspam, I might as well post it.

"Hey, let's dress up like genitalia and go on a parade!" "Yeah!"

Font humor: Nerds rape!

Elmo wants to kill you! Yes, he does!"Laura, why don't you have a MySpace? ( Read more... )

For my money, I'd hit it so hard that anyone who could pull me back out would be proclaimed King of England. - Fark forums.

THAT IS THE BEST FUCKING LINE EVER. Seriously, I want a penis just to be able to say it. That is one damn impressive line.

So, I've pretty much determined what I want my children to look like. (When I have them. Which will be in a long, long, long time.) I have based this on their respective degrees of adorableness.

My daughter will look like Georgie Henley and she will be named Winifred. My son will look like Thomas Sangster. Or, alternatively, Skandar I-play-a- ( Read more... )

Well, after watching Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Moments and then looking at the list linked on trollprincess's journal...

I'M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP.

Those of you who have the good fortune to know avelena will remember that after seeing Sin City she said that it was the only situation where Elijah Wood eating you would be a bad thing.

Observe badness.

ABORT! ABORT! PURGE! PURGE! PURGE! PURGE! AAAUUUGHHH!

I am on so much crack right now. I just spent an hour and a half on CandyBar DollMaker.

( In honor of my time-wasting-ness, here's dolls. )