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Nov 23, 2004 12:39

shadesofgold24 rant about turbo whores and asshole guys got me thinkin... (ps its a damn good read== go read it and leave him
love notes)  so I'm gonna take my cue, because I have a little rant of my own:

Why I hate Girls (except my lovelies... sexytuplets + alll of my naz friends)

Being fashionable does not equal being a skank.  Skirts that look like they are spray painted on and the dog ate 3/4 of it are NOT cute.
If you are looking for some "fuck me harder" action, then fine, wear that skanky shit.  And don't tell me its comfortable ladies, i've tried it.
If you can't zipper the pants w/o holding your breath, dont wear them!  if you can't sit down without someone tryin to slide their credit card
in your ass crack, dont wear them!! Call me conservative, but that amount of skin should be left for the beach and the bedroom!  You CAN
be sexy without compromising your self-respect.  And the guys that are worth a damn will notice you whether you are dressed to go out
or dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt!

A word for the wise:  when you go to a club and some guy hits on you and you are TOTALLY uninterested,
don't try the "i'm a lesbian, I don't like men" thing--- it either turns them on more, or one of your friends will unknowingly tell the truth.. lol.

And another:  be freakin honest with the assholes at clubs- don't be nice and let them down easy. because then it most likely will be
mistaken as "hard to get" especially by the drunk dicks @ clubs.  doesn't mean you have to get all psycho bitch on him, but be honest.
Saves both of you alot of time and effort.  holy shit, i could go on about this stuff for hours... damn you tom.  lol.  But I'm not going to.

Leave me some love notes.
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