Jules wins.

[laurasue]

Jules: *gives a give-a-fuck to you?*
LS: LOL
Jules: It's not much, but...
LS: It helps XD
Jules: Well good.
Jules: It's a blue one.
LS: I had no idea there were different color give-a-fucks.
Jules: There are blue ones, which are sad give-a-fucks, and red ones, which are angry give-a-fucks.
LS: I think I need the purple give-a-fucks then.
Jules: By their powers combined...!
LS: they are... captain douchebag!
Jules: Probably!