Oct 19, 2004 23:48
"New year; new look; new Paige."
That's a pretty basic description of how I feel right now. However, as you may have noticed, I have left two entries completely and entirely intact. "Why?", you ask? Because these two entries are the only things that I felt were worth saving (as entertaining as the arguments were, I didn't feel like searching through the entries in order to see which ones had the hilarious comments). One entry is saved because I fucking love Patsy, and I want to remember her forever and ever, because, well, I FUCKING LOVE HER! The other entry was saved as a reminder of "how lucky I am to live on a planet with people like you." Ok, not really, but ATHF quotes are screwing with my brain. I really left the conversation with Chris because it's fucking funny as all goddamn hell, and it makes me feel really good about myself. Why? Because even though I was stupid enough to go out with that moron, it serves as a reminder of how much better I am now that I am completely and entirely over it. Over it enough to the point to be able to save something as hilarious as that because I know it will provide entertainment for all readers of my journal, past, present, and future. Now, there is one more thing that I saved as a reminder of my tweaked-out on caffeine pills days, which is this: "Making everyone in my history class make a face like this: |:?, check five." Now, I know what you're saying, "What the fuck Laura? Is that supposed to be funny? Cos I sure as fuck ain't laughin'." So you know what I say to you? Fuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkk youuuuu mother fuckers! Because I find that funny as all hell, especially considering I have no fucking clue how I managed that. Also, I can't even remember taking history last year. Did I take history last year? And if I did, was it in the second semester? I mean, of all the classes I should remember from last year, you'd think I'd be able to remember the ones in the second semester considering it was really only a few months ago. Oh well, it'll come to me one of these days... hopefully. Anyhow, now that I've made an extremely boring and unbearably pointless entry that no one will end up reading anyways [not even myself at a later date, I could never sit through an entry as fucking long as this without shooting myself (which raises the question: Why the fuck are you still reading this? You're probably some fucking loser with nothing better to do with your pathetic existence. Lame.)] I think I'll go back to doing my laundry, which is really the only thing I'm staying up for, and the only reason why I'm even online writing this stupid ass thing.