Me: So yeah, I just had a question about this thing you asked me to do, and--
Boss: Are you sick? You sound sick.
Me: *derailed, blinking in confusion* No. Yes. Maybe? Why, do I sound sick?
Boss and Coworker: *immediately and in unison* You do.
Me: D:?
Coworker: Would you like a tissue? *holds out box with friendly concern*
Me: D
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