McDonald's - Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy - PG-13

[laughs_muses]

Title: McDonald's

Author: laughs_muses (fic journal)

Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: No, none of these characters are mine. If they were mine I wouldn’t be working absurd hours in a coffee shop, now would I? Nup, I’d be cruising around in my Merc with little HP flags on the bonnet and…*dreams*

Summary: Draco Malfoy goes to

Comments

[p5yk1ll]

hahahahahhahahhahaha.. i agree.. mcdonalds is vile.. what with the ass onions on the big macs.. *shudder*

[laughs_muses]

Ass onions? I'm sorry, ass onions?

LOL WTF?

What in God's name are ass onions?

[p5yk1ll]

oh... inside joke.. one of my friends worked at Mcdonalds.. he's rather large.. he has long hair that he keeps in a pony tail, and a hairy icky back and crack. tight girl jeans too.. anyway, one day, while at work, his friend put some onions in his ponytail, it fell down his back under his shirt, and into his asscrack. they then proceeded to fish the onions out of his ass and put then on a bigmac...

kinda turned me off against McDonalds..

[edenmalfoy]

Hmm....I've never had a Bigmac with onions on it...wasn't aware they had actual onions on them.

In any event, cute story :)

[p5yk1ll]

hahahahahah. i've never had a big mac. 0:-) aint about to start either.. lol. maybe the onions are some freeky-deeky canadian thing? or else.. that was just what they were making and wanted so very hard to put said ass onions on something hahahah. i'd put nothing past them.

tee hee hee.. its entertaining :)

[dragonz_ahoy]

haha no we put onions on but they dice em up so they blend in ;D its a conspiracy! hehee

[laughs_muses]

Oh. My. God. That. Is. So.

Gross.

I LOVE IT.

[p5yk1ll]

hahahahahhaahha... yeah... my thoughts too.. wicked <3

now.. start spouting that off after everyone around you's digging into their big macs... 0:-)