DOT DOT DOT

DAY TWO ETA: ETA: Aaaaaaaand Dot's out! WORST SHEEP EVER. See, see how cleverly my clue was pretending not to be a clue? With the cleverness and the... cleverocity? Aaaaaaaanywho, this courier don't feel like makin' a second post, so WELCOME TO SAFE SHEEP CITY! CLUE FORTHCOMING.

Sexy Shepherd

• Mid 30s, dark hair, a bit on the sloppy side but can look presentable if he absolutely has to
• Dresses ahead of his time... by which I mean he dresses like a prosecutor from the year 2016
• Sexy's a man who likes to spend his money, and he doesn't spare himself any luxuries... but that having been said, he's actually quite wise with ( Read more... )

You wanna know a secret?

I can't read Hexidecimal, either!

So.

Death.

...

I feel like I should say somethin' profound, but not even this very Excel has that many profound things to say, y'know?

Heyya, kiddo! You got an EXCEL STAMP OF APPROVAL in the last game, so you wanna be my new li'l bro hang out, since obviously I haven't learend my lesson about making private posts to everyone?

TWO THINGS!

ONE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE!

TWO! LET'S TALK ABOUT STUFF!

THREE! WOULD YOU LIKE A SANDWICH?

...there were three things.

Hi there, kiddo! How goes it?

Hey hey, MASTER ROSHI Chi-chan!

Li'l Bro, How's it go? ......ing.

Mr. Key~! I think a (tentative, non-legally-binding) ACROSS alliance is called for, am I right or am I SUPER RIGHT?