One-Legged Bunny on Acid
A story I just had to share...
I'm on msn talking to Megan and somehow she managed to bring up an interesting story that took place at McHell (aka Marion McDonald's). We (me, Rejeana, and Megan... and maybe Mander...I'm not sure) were all standing out in the back parking lot just messing around and Megan noticed that a strand of my hair was in front of my ear--something she just can't stand. So she said, "I'm sorry, but that's bugging me." and then reached up and tucked it behind my ear--not remembering for the moment that I have VERY sensative ears. As a result of that contact I immediately began spontaneously scratching at the back of my ear like a dog and bouncing about in circles like a one-legged bunny on acid whilst making my classic chirbly noises (think a combination of Gizmo, Stitch, and the Jackelope). That went on for at least a good solid minute and then for about the next 15-20 minutes my ears were bright red and feeling like they were practically on fire and I would also twitch randomly and make more chirbly noises (only these were shorter noises and slightly lower pitched).
...a rather pointless entry, but I thought I'd use this opportunity to at least try to make some people laugh or at least smile and shake their head while muttering to themself, "what the hell was she smoking?". but any-who...that's all for now...
...ok, I lied. I just remembered how we got onto this subject in the first place. Today I was talking to Chris at school and the girl sitting between us was eating a Dum-dum. Chris commented that it should be illegal for females to eat suckers in public on account of how distracting it is. He also said the same for a few other food items (the only other one I remember was tacos, but you get the idea). I added to this list icecream cones--not that I think public consumption should be illegal, just that it's distracting. I mentioned one specific instance I remembered where Megan was sitting across from me at McHeck (aka Herrin McDonald's) eating an icecream cone and Rejeana pointed out that my ears were turning red. ...I'll let you make your own conclusions from that. ...ok...I'm really done this time.
I'm on msn talking to Megan and somehow she managed to bring up an interesting story that took place at McHell (aka Marion McDonald's). We (me, Rejeana, and Megan... and maybe Mander...I'm not sure) were all standing out in the back parking lot just messing around and Megan noticed that a strand of my hair was in front of my ear--something she just can't stand. So she said, "I'm sorry, but that's bugging me." and then reached up and tucked it behind my ear--not remembering for the moment that I have VERY sensative ears. As a result of that contact I immediately began spontaneously scratching at the back of my ear like a dog and bouncing about in circles like a one-legged bunny on acid whilst making my classic chirbly noises (think a combination of Gizmo, Stitch, and the Jackelope). That went on for at least a good solid minute and then for about the next 15-20 minutes my ears were bright red and feeling like they were practically on fire and I would also twitch randomly and make more chirbly noises (only these were shorter noises and slightly lower pitched).
...a rather pointless entry, but I thought I'd use this opportunity to at least try to make some people laugh or at least smile and shake their head while muttering to themself, "what the hell was she smoking?". but any-who...that's all for now...
...ok, I lied. I just remembered how we got onto this subject in the first place. Today I was talking to Chris at school and the girl sitting between us was eating a Dum-dum. Chris commented that it should be illegal for females to eat suckers in public on account of how distracting it is. He also said the same for a few other food items (the only other one I remember was tacos, but you get the idea). I added to this list icecream cones--not that I think public consumption should be illegal, just that it's distracting. I mentioned one specific instance I remembered where Megan was sitting across from me at McHeck (aka Herrin McDonald's) eating an icecream cone and Rejeana pointed out that my ears were turning red. ...I'll let you make your own conclusions from that. ...ok...I'm really done this time.