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[laszlo_jamf]

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There is no precedent.
There is no meaning.
There is no explanation.

...some physiological basis for what seems very odd behavior.

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Damn you all, I knew this was what the 4027 A/B form was for!

Ferocia Coutura, you are not only a reflex-response anomaly, you will never get away with this!

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Perhaps you can

Comments

[monsterepellant]

'Hammer girl'?

[laszlo_jamf]

The easily-explainable, id-related, buxom "Hammer Girl" employed to hold a judges gavel by one, Paracelsus, alias "Paulie," before his departure.

[monsterepellant]

Ah.

[laszlo_jamf]

Yes.

Not even a flicker of comprehension.

[number1gal]

... wha?

[laszlo_jamf]

It is not your concern.

...clearly addicted to excessive stimuli.

[lullabyoflondon]

'kinell are you and is the City about to get even more bloody annoying?

[laszlo_jamf]

Doctor Professor Laszlo Jamf, researcher, scientist, and now, apparently...obliged.

"Annoying" is it?

[lullabyoflondon]

Chaotic. Violent. Unpredictable. Capricious. Prone to fucking with its inhabitants heads for a bit of a lark. Annoying.

What's this obliged mean?

[laszlo_jamf]

Such disregard for the scientific method. Tsk.

Obligation on the part of my signature, and my hand to provide the signature, and my nervous system to send the signal to my hand, and my brain to recall my own damn name.

OBLIGED.

[arthurhellsing]

Trained? That's rather ambiguous. What precisely do you mean by that?

[laszlo_jamf]

There. Good. Response.

You're halfway there already.

[arthurhellsing]

I was looking for a more specific answer but looking at the other comments, I can see your type. So nevermind.

[laszlo_jamf]

Clever.

Very.

[the_bastard_ds]

I can't be trained.

[laszlo_jamf]

Oh really?

[the_bastard_ds]

Even my girlfriend has trouble trying to control me.

[laszlo_jamf]

Oh really?