Warden Elections

[laszlo_jamf]

I think I was a little off yesterday. Someone swapped out my cigarettes, I think.You know, one of my favorite pastimes is to go down the square and watch what all of you are wearing. I'm not sure if it's all ethnic, cultural, or fashionable. It's entertaining. Denim blue jeans tucked into boots. I'll never understand. I'm too old for this. I

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[shutupsammy]

This is such a fucking retarded horse and pony show and you deities know it.

[laszlo_jamf]

Isn't it FANTASTIC?!

[shutupsammy]

This time and effort could be spent doing something important. Like starting up microbreweries or building children's hospitals.

But no, instead we elect some kind of Douchebag McIneffectual to try to keep the peace in this crapsack.

I don't get it.

[laszlo_jamf]

Just a thought: do we need either microbreweries or children's hospitals?

Although, really, far be it from me to stop anyone from starting up Spiked Collar Beers or Saint Endellion's Hospital. I'm just here to run things. I keep your streets clean, your garbage collected, and your lights on. You ask so much of me. Boo hoo.

[shutupsammy]

Of course we need microbreweries and children's hospitals!

So do you deities have like unsung hero disorder or something? Should we start having Deity Day? With floats and candy throwing and chicks in swimsuits and crowns?

[laszlo_jamf]

Then I send you forth bearing these holy gifts that those to whom you go may share with us in the wonder of microbreweries and children's hospitals. We who are many are one City, because we all share one beer, one cup. Let us go forth into the world rejoicing in the power of the microbreweries and children's hospitals!

Actually, I could get into that.

[shutupsammy]

Well, you made us drink a hundred bottles of beer. I don't see why you can't make us throw you a parade.

At least we'd get floats out of the deal. And bikini chicks.

And Tootsie Rolls.

[laszlo_jamf]

Well, we could make you. But it would be better if you did it of your own accord. That's more interesting.

By the way, I think I'm going to put "Douchebag McIneffectual" on my name plate for a few days. I rather like it.