A N N O U N C E M E N T

[laszlo_jamf]

N O T I C E:

We require a sample of hair from each citizen.1. The sample must be no less than 5

Comments

[lovingmybamfgun]

That doesn't sound that bad.

[ooc: nonexistent comment, because this could possibly jinx it.]

[seeking_heat]

...There's a saying that goes, "A woman's hair is her life." Going by that, you are asking me to give 5% of my life?

[laszlo_jamf]

I could ask you to take a 5% solution of arsenic.

[seeking_heat]

Hmph, it's just a metaphor. Nothing serious.

Anyway, 5% of my hair is barely anything, so nothing will change if I cut that much off.

[laszlo_jamf]

So our request is a reasonable one. We obtain what we need. You are unharmed.

Such resistance to these tasks this month. How difficult are they, truly? Or is it just willfulness and opposition given our relationships to one another, as Deities, as Citizens?

[1inageneration]

Sorry, I happen to like my hair.

[laszlo_jamf]

Sorry, I happen to like my job.

OH MY GOD IT'S THE CREEPY DOCTOR GUY FROM BUFFY

[1inageneration]

Yeah, but you work for deities. Shouldn't they already know who we are, seeing as they, y'know, brought us here?

[laszlo_jamf]

Actually, I am one of the deities.

[theotokos]

Because this doesn't look any more suspicious.

Keywords, plz ._.v

[laszlo_jamf]

I'm the picture of innocence.

[concept_killer]

Wait a second. What will someone do if they're a monk who is clean shaven all over? Are they out of luck? Not that I've seen any around but you can never be too sure.

[laszlo_jamf]

Hair does grow, doesn't it? And such a person would have a week, wouldn't they?

[concept_killer]

....you make a valid point.

[laszlo_jamf]

QED.