*intercom comes to life; throat clearing can be heard, and then she speaks, her voice full of evident humor*

Ryuuzaki? Phoenix? Both of you, come to the cafeteria, please.

Ryuuzaki... it's a surprise. But you'll love it.

Phoenix... don't even think of skipping out. I know where you sleep.*pause* And if anyone else wants to come and witness ( Read more... )

*finding herself unable to pass through the doors to the kitchen, she looks up; eyes narrow into slits ( Read more... )

When I find Jiraiya, he's a dead man.

A stone-cold, beaten-so-much-even-his-own-mother-couldn't-recognize-him man.

*seethes*

He knew better than to come to my office at three in the morning--I repeat, three in the morning--when I was still up working, sifting through the never-ending piles of paper Shizune keeps dumping on me.  And he sure as hell ( Read more... )