Room 4

[my_fingerpoints]

I have a question for... um, anybody, really.

Is it normal to find your robot reclining in your bed, reading a "Booty Bot Bits" magazine with a Corona in their hand? I'm assuming nobody has claimed that room in a while, and it just um, took it... for itself until a willing resident came to claim it.

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[electricbatman]

Hardly anything about this place surprises me anymore, but I can't quite say that such an occurrence is normal.

The robot was...reclining and...drinking beer?

[my_fingerpoints]

I-Is that so? And I'm also assuming that this chestful of my clothing is... normal, too.

Yes, it was. Normally I would've made note of this by taking a picture of it or something, but there was no time before it decided to chuck its bottle at me and leave.

[electricbatman]

Ah, yes, randomly generated luggage is perfectly normal. Don't let any of it get too dirty, by the way, or the robots will strip you.

Huh, they don't usually do that, either...

[my_fingerpoints]

Strip? Are you serious?

I sure hope they don't. One is bad enough.

[bashful_smiles]

Um... No?

Was it's name Bender by any chance? XD

[my_fingerpoints]

Oh... um, I see.

Thank you, um... miss? I'm sorry, I don't believe we've ever met. My name is Phoenix Wright, defense attorney. *extends hand slightly*

[bashful_smiles]

H-Hinata *nods politely* N-nice to meet you, um... Wright-san? *Isn't entirely sure how to address him, lolz* *Takes hand*

[my_fingerpoints]

Ah, haha, oh no, you don't have to add any suffix to my name. I'm sure we're not that far apart in age. Just Phoenix, or Nick, is just fine, Hinata.

*shakes it firmly, like any lawyer would lol*

[rose_boy_tamaki]

Well, the robots do most of the things around here, cooking, cleaning, laundry stealing clothes, locking you up in your room stuff like that. That tho' was something new...maybe it broken?

Nice to meat you anyway, I'm Suoh Tamaki *reaching out a hand*

[my_fingerpoints]

I sure hope so. Although I am not exactly content with a broken robot running amok, I guess I have bigger things to worry about.

I'm Phoenix Wright, an attorney. Nice to meet you too, Suoh. *takes it and shakes it firmly*

[red_stone_djinn]

*teleports into the room* I wasn't aware the robots could drink.

[my_fingerpoints]

GAH. S-Seriously, what is your problem?! Can't you just walk into the room like a normal... um, Homonculus? If they can be anything but normal.

Anyway, this one was. I think... um. It was holding the bottle, I guess, but I didn't actually "see" it drink. Just an assumption, I suppose.

[red_stone_djinn]

Being one of a kind, this is the normal way I enter a room. Walking wastes energy. Why, Is it a problem?

Hm, I suppose it could have just kept it as ammo or something.

[my_fingerpoints]

N-no, no problem here. I was just wondering.

I'll admit it was quite effective.

[pyro_prodigy]

What is a robot?

[my_fingerpoints]

*is surprised by random people walking in - this must've been what tsunade was talking about HMM*

O-oh, it's basically a walking heap of metal and wires. In Last Stop's case, it is programmed to mimic human functions and perform mundane tasks... I think.

[pyro_prodigy]

...Sounds like junk.

Are you a robot?

[my_fingerpoints]

Yes, I kn-

WHAT?