Room 4

[my_fingerpoints]

I have a question for... um, anybody, really.

Is it normal to find your robot reclining in your bed, reading a "Booty Bot Bits" magazine with a Corona in their hand? I'm assuming nobody has claimed that room in a while, and it just um, took it... for itself until a willing resident came to claim it.

Comments

[electricbatman]

Hardly anything about this place surprises me anymore, but I can't quite say that such an occurrence is normal.

The robot was...reclining and...drinking beer?

[my_fingerpoints]

I-Is that so? And I'm also assuming that this chestful of my clothing is... normal, too.

Yes, it was. Normally I would've made note of this by taking a picture of it or something, but there was no time before it decided to chuck its bottle at me and leave.

[electricbatman]

Ah, yes, randomly generated luggage is perfectly normal. Don't let any of it get too dirty, by the way, or the robots will strip you.

Huh, they don't usually do that, either...

[my_fingerpoints]

Strip? Are you serious?

I sure hope they don't. One is bad enough.

[electricbatman]

Unfortunately, yes, I am.

[my_fingerpoints]

Ooooh, boy.

[electricbatman]

That's one way to put it...

[my_fingerpoints]

Would there be another?

[electricbatman]

I'm sure there are other ways, I just never gave it much thought.

[my_fingerpoints]

I see.