[Loudspeaker: on. Volume: deafening \o/]
My dear, beloved students.
It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm very happy to see that you have been doing so well, even without my guidance. You make me proud, dearest students, very proud.
And now, the time for graduation is drawing near. This will of course be very stressful for you, as these times are normally cluttered with various final tests and trials, so therefore, I have decided to let your poor pitifully underdeveloped heads have a break from all the hard work, and let you all get a moment to just enjoy yourselves for once.
It is my great pleasure to announce that we shall be having a graduation prom here at the school! It will be held in the PE hall, this Saturday, and I expect you all to show up. Together with your partner, of course. And because I am just that nice, I have decided that all years are allowed to attend it, not only the seniors! ...not that I can remember which ones of you that is supposed to be; you're all equally retarded anyway.
Because I don't really expect anyone of you to be talented enough to be able to make them yourselves I am concerned with how you making your outfits yourselves would affect your entertainment level study time, I have asked the robots to help you with the sewing of your many outfits, but as we have so little time left before the big day, they will be working under a lot of pressure, and I have decided that this Wednesday has to be the deadline for how long you can think of a design. Everyone who hasn't thought of a design by then will have to dance dressed in nothing but toilet paper.
And as this is a sophisticated event, I do expect you to practice your manners, and your dancing skills. We're all aiming to have fun, remember, and while watching people stumble over their own feet and make a fool out of themselves is quite enjoyable there's no need to risk embarrassing yourselves, or your partners.
Now, no need to be nervous, my dear students. This is only the biggest event during your entire time in high school!
[ooc; Yes, you heard that right. This saturday, we will have a prom in Last Stop Gakuen. Details and rules will be added to the Events post in a bit~]
It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm very happy to see that you have been doing so well, even without my guidance. You make me proud, dearest students, very proud.
And now, the time for graduation is drawing near. This will of course be very stressful for you, as these times are normally cluttered with various final tests and trials, so therefore, I have decided to let your poor pitifully underdeveloped heads have a break from all the hard work, and let you all get a moment to just enjoy yourselves for once.
It is my great pleasure to announce that we shall be having a graduation prom here at the school! It will be held in the PE hall, this Saturday, and I expect you all to show up. Together with your partner, of course. And because I am just that nice, I have decided that all years are allowed to attend it, not only the seniors! ...not that I can remember which ones of you that is supposed to be; you're all equally retarded anyway.
Because I don't really expect anyone of you to be talented enough to be able to make them yourselves I am concerned with how you making your outfits yourselves would affect your entertainment level study time, I have asked the robots to help you with the sewing of your many outfits, but as we have so little time left before the big day, they will be working under a lot of pressure, and I have decided that this Wednesday has to be the deadline for how long you can think of a design. Everyone who hasn't thought of a design by then will have to dance dressed in nothing but toilet paper.
And as this is a sophisticated event, I do expect you to practice your manners, and your dancing skills. We're all aiming to have fun, remember, and while watching people stumble over their own feet and make a fool out of themselves is quite enjoyable there's no need to risk embarrassing yourselves, or your partners.
Now, no need to be nervous, my dear students. This is only the biggest event during your entire time in high school!
[ooc; Yes, you heard that right. This saturday, we will have a prom in Last Stop Gakuen. Details and rules will be added to the Events post in a bit~]