AVAST!

[purii]

*is most definitely not wandering around in pirate getup including a rather large hat with a feather in it, is not, because he is dreaming, oh yes, because this can't actually be happening--*

FUCK. FUCK FUCKIN'--

ARR! ALL OF THESE PRINCES AROUND HERE, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM! AND HAND OVER ANY WENCHES YOU HAVE WITH YE! FOR I AM

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[groundsplitter]

UNHAND THE MAIDENS, FIEND!!

[purii]

Now whyever would I do such a thing~? COME AND TAKE THEM, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!!

[groundsplitter]

A FIGHT, YOU SAY? GLADLY!

*shakes her head* Niou-san?

[purii]

GOOD SHOW, THEN! *HAVE A SWORD, WHUT*

...*blinks* S-Sakura?!

[tsuki_no_kidou]

*FEEL THE RAGE*

Hook!!!!

[purii]

---YES, THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING, ISN'T IT! I AM CAPTAIN---

...oh? Is your lovely guardian fairy-boy not around~?

[tsuki_no_kidou]

What are you doing here?

[purii]

I might ask, my dear, what you are doing here...all by yourself...with no one to protect you...~

[justa_clown]

Oh my! Such a dastardly man, you are!

((Princess!Allen.))

[purii]

*INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE*

...well hello there~

[justa_clown]

Goodness, that is...quite the laugh you have, if I may say so...sir.

[purii]

Why thank you~ It is necessary for one in my position, of course~~

...what the shit?!

[faeriephobic]

Ahoy there, cap'n!

Need a giant fish to help?

[purii]

...*SUSPICION* Is it a crocodile?

[faeriephobic]

He's not a crocodile, but he is a giant fish who could "swallow" people up.

[purii]

Hmmmmm...Excellent! Just make sure he doesn't eat the ship, eh?

...can he eat crocodiles?

[asobanai]

*comes up to him, also dressed in a rather ridiculous pirate outfit*

Aye, would this be the hook ye've been talking about? *holds out a coat hanger*

[purii]

Excellent, that is it exactly! Well done! *takes hanger and holds it so it is a HOOK OF DOOM*

...

---YAGYUU WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!

[asobanai]

...*stops*

.....

.......That would be a good question.

[purii]

*waves coat hanger around and can't get it to come off* Why are we...what?