AVAST!

[purii]

*is most definitely not wandering around in pirate getup including a rather large hat with a feather in it, is not, because he is dreaming, oh yes, because this can't actually be happening--*

FUCK. FUCK FUCKIN'--

ARR! ALL OF THESE PRINCES AROUND HERE, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM! AND HAND OVER ANY WENCHES YOU HAVE WITH YE! FOR I AM

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[asobanai]

*comes up to him, also dressed in a rather ridiculous pirate outfit*

Aye, would this be the hook ye've been talking about? *holds out a coat hanger*

[purii]

Excellent, that is it exactly! Well done! *takes hanger and holds it so it is a HOOK OF DOOM*

...

---YAGYUU WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!

[asobanai]

...*stops*

.....

.......That would be a good question.

[purii]

*waves coat hanger around and can't get it to come off* Why are we...what?

[asobanai]

...We seem to have somehow turned into pirates.

[purii]

...why won't this come off? *waves his hand some more* Yagyuu--

--RIGHT THEN. We must locate these so-called "princes"! Particularly any that happen to possess fairies!

[asobanai]

Indeed we must. *glasses glint* Fancy capturing any princesses along the way, perhaps?

[purii]

Ah, but of course~! That will make it all the more excellent! ONWARD!

[asobanai]

Yes, onward!

...Onward to where is the question.

[purii]

Well, to find princesses, of course! There are quite a few running around!

[asobanai]

Indeed, there seem to be many. Onward, then!

[purii]

......and where is the ship, do you know?

[asobanai]

...A good question. One would assume that a ship would be on water, no?

[purii]

But, we seem to be inside some...hideout of sorts. Did we come here for a reason?

[asobanai]

*frowns* Perhaps we did. I'm afraid I can't quite remember.

[purii]

...and, the fuck, is that you or the other guy?