Dreams, Customers, and Pirates oh my!
The other night, I had a crazy dream mixing SAT testing with a masquerade and a nomadic theatre. To make things quite simple, let's just say that my friend and I had just gone out of the SAT testing, which is horid and fries your brain. Coming out of it, we ran into Jaslene who won the latest season of America's Next Top Model. We head to a nearby building where a play was to be seen as a treat for finishing the test. In the room, as we sat, we saw, Patrick Wilson, Michael Shanks, and Robert Cooper. Now, not to make fun of Mr. Cooper, but in my dream, he actually had a full set of hair. But having Michael Shanks, Dr. Daniel Jackson of Stargate:SG-1, sitting across from us, I was tempted to kidnap him right there and then. But of course, we had to leave the theatre, as part of the experience of the play was the moving around in halls where people with masks travelled. My mind is a crazy place.
I would go into detail about everything else, but I don't feel like it;p
On another insane note, I was sort of 'hit on' by a 40-year old guy. That's alright, if I wasn't 18. I guessed I'm flattered, but still creeped out by it, especially since he is a stranger that I have to deal with every now and again. I am speaking of a customer that shops at my supermarket.
Our policy at the store is making shopping a pleasure, which includes making sure everyone finds everything and gets what they want and fast.
So, I was doing the costumary thing of asking if he needed anyting else, you know, because that's what we're supposed to ask and he says to me, "Well, how about your phone number?"
I didn't know exactly how I should've responded, even if it was a joke, so I gave him a short, nervous kind of laugh and didn't say anything else.
It was awkward for a moment and he then says, "just kiddig."
I'm like, "okay" (I dont beleive you).
There have been plenty of stories about weird customers who happen to hit on you, but this was the first time I've ever experienced that first-hand...so...very interesting;p
Of course there are variations in how they ask that question. Another way it could've come up is this:
It is part of our job to ask if the customer found everything they were looking for, obviously meant to be in the store. Sometimes they joke about having lost a million bucks, and if I could just give them a free one, and then there are those who say, "O, well, your phone number wasn't on the shelves."
It's quite an experience, wouldn't you say?
Moving on to pirates. And by pirates, I mean Pirates, of the Carribean: At World's End. For a movie that I had no idea had such an extended name, I enjoyed myself. There was a very romantic scene in the end...and it really wasn't smut, although, we all know what we were thinking about:
SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!
Will has just become the Captain of the Flying Dutchman, and he's got his hair kept in a bandana, and his heart cut out. It won't be another 10 years until he can see his wife, Elizabeth, who also happens to have a new title (besides being Mrs. Turner) as Pirate King/Queen;p
Will decides to spend the rest of that day consumating his marriage;p
Of course it's only implied at the end when he's tieing his boot laces and Elizabeth walks along the shore with his other boot on her leg, with a skimpy-ish black outfit on (I don't describe clothes very well). He goes down on one knee, and as he is taking the boot off, softly brushes his cheek against her thigh, in hoping to savor her smell for the next ten years.
The 'smut' part, was not really smut, but we were all thinking it:
There is a close-up on Elizabeth's face as he does this, and her face is of ecstacy, and we're all thinking that Will is 'doing' something else down there, but he's not.
Anyways, apparently, there is also suppose to be a spoiler at the end of the credits, but me and my friends didn't stay to watch as were dieing to go to the bathroom;p Supposedly, it is a scene where 10 years later, we find Elizabeth chasing after a boy who looks like Will. Suddenly, at the sunset, a flash of green light shoots up in the air signifying a soul has been released from the dead. According to the curse of the Flying Dutchman or w/e, if the captain's wife has been faithful in the ten years that he's serving his time, he will be released from the curse.
I really hope so. I could'nt stand watching someone live a life without their love. But there may be hope yet for another Pirate's movie, probably entitled "The Fountain of Youth."
On a final note:
My friends want me to write a script. The criteria includes: inside jokes, a fight scene, dramatic event, and a "romantic twist would be cool too."
"...creative freedom is yours. I would just like enough roles to get almost everyone in it, like the group, and not ones that never hang out... you can include your self in a role, the more the merrier :D."
This is bad timing on their part, as I do not learn how to write screenplay until my Creative Writing class this fall, but I shall try;)
<33 to all and have a lovely week!:)
I would go into detail about everything else, but I don't feel like it;p
On another insane note, I was sort of 'hit on' by a 40-year old guy. That's alright, if I wasn't 18. I guessed I'm flattered, but still creeped out by it, especially since he is a stranger that I have to deal with every now and again. I am speaking of a customer that shops at my supermarket.
Our policy at the store is making shopping a pleasure, which includes making sure everyone finds everything and gets what they want and fast.
So, I was doing the costumary thing of asking if he needed anyting else, you know, because that's what we're supposed to ask and he says to me, "Well, how about your phone number?"
I didn't know exactly how I should've responded, even if it was a joke, so I gave him a short, nervous kind of laugh and didn't say anything else.
It was awkward for a moment and he then says, "just kiddig."
I'm like, "okay" (I dont beleive you).
There have been plenty of stories about weird customers who happen to hit on you, but this was the first time I've ever experienced that first-hand...so...very interesting;p
Of course there are variations in how they ask that question. Another way it could've come up is this:
It is part of our job to ask if the customer found everything they were looking for, obviously meant to be in the store. Sometimes they joke about having lost a million bucks, and if I could just give them a free one, and then there are those who say, "O, well, your phone number wasn't on the shelves."
It's quite an experience, wouldn't you say?
Moving on to pirates. And by pirates, I mean Pirates, of the Carribean: At World's End. For a movie that I had no idea had such an extended name, I enjoyed myself. There was a very romantic scene in the end...and it really wasn't smut, although, we all know what we were thinking about:
SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!
Will has just become the Captain of the Flying Dutchman, and he's got his hair kept in a bandana, and his heart cut out. It won't be another 10 years until he can see his wife, Elizabeth, who also happens to have a new title (besides being Mrs. Turner) as Pirate King/Queen;p
Will decides to spend the rest of that day consumating his marriage;p
Of course it's only implied at the end when he's tieing his boot laces and Elizabeth walks along the shore with his other boot on her leg, with a skimpy-ish black outfit on (I don't describe clothes very well). He goes down on one knee, and as he is taking the boot off, softly brushes his cheek against her thigh, in hoping to savor her smell for the next ten years.
The 'smut' part, was not really smut, but we were all thinking it:
There is a close-up on Elizabeth's face as he does this, and her face is of ecstacy, and we're all thinking that Will is 'doing' something else down there, but he's not.
Anyways, apparently, there is also suppose to be a spoiler at the end of the credits, but me and my friends didn't stay to watch as were dieing to go to the bathroom;p Supposedly, it is a scene where 10 years later, we find Elizabeth chasing after a boy who looks like Will. Suddenly, at the sunset, a flash of green light shoots up in the air signifying a soul has been released from the dead. According to the curse of the Flying Dutchman or w/e, if the captain's wife has been faithful in the ten years that he's serving his time, he will be released from the curse.
I really hope so. I could'nt stand watching someone live a life without their love. But there may be hope yet for another Pirate's movie, probably entitled "The Fountain of Youth."
On a final note:
My friends want me to write a script. The criteria includes: inside jokes, a fight scene, dramatic event, and a "romantic twist would be cool too."
"...creative freedom is yours. I would just like enough roles to get almost everyone in it, like the group, and not ones that never hang out... you can include your self in a role, the more the merrier :D."
This is bad timing on their part, as I do not learn how to write screenplay until my Creative Writing class this fall, but I shall try;)
<33 to all and have a lovely week!:)