hahhaha!
so my dad is trying to rent out a space in his triplex. he posted on craigslist.com in an attempt to find a renter. here is the most egregious of the responses:
"Hello,
I am looking for a place and can you please tell me more about the one you have .Can you please send the details and some pictures for the room.Please i'll like to know the total move in cost of the room as well as the picture of the house as i'll not be able to check out the place until my arrival,Thanks so much for the mail.I like the place and I'll be so glad if you can reserve the room for me and remove the advert from craigslist.com as i'll love to rent the place.
Let me tell you more about me.
Name: Janny Smith
Age: 27
Date of Birth: 10 June 1980
Country: USA
Education: MSCE
Religion: Christianity
Marital Status: Single
Kids: No Kids
Languages spoken: English
my annual income is $55.000 USD
My personality traits are: serious, confident, calm, purposeful, persistent, smart, responsible, honest, modest, kind, sociable, sensitive, gentle, cheerful, optimistic, romantic, considered, responsible
I like these kinds of music: Dance/Electronica, Disco, Easy Listening, Pop/Top 40, Rap/Hip Hop, Soul/R&B and Soundtracks.
I usually read: classics, novels, newspapers and magazines
My favorite physical activities: Basketball, Working Out, Dancing, Swiming and Hiking/Walking
My favorite cuisines: Barbecue, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Eastern-European, Fast Food/Pizza, French, Greek, Indian, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Mexican, Seafood, Soul Food, Thai, Vietnamese
I like to go out to/and: cinema, disco, night clubs, parks, meeting with friends
My favorite cuisine: no preferences
I like these physical activities: dancing, playing pool, basket ball,swimming, billiard
More about me: serious girl, searches for loved
Age group of a partner: 28-50
My perception of an ideal relationship: Understanding, respect, love.
ALSO
I'm a quiet and easy going person to live with. . I am currently working on contract for my company CleverLink Internet Technology Services here in Lagos, Nigeria and hope to end my current assignment soon .and will love to come down as soon as possible to explore my talent and hope to have a more profitable job. I do not have a pic presently on my system but will try to attach one to my next mail.
However, based on your mail i will be making a payment to move in. I had like to make the payment for the first month ahead of my arrival, and then i will make subsequent payment thereafter as i plan to stay for more than 12months.The things i will be moving in are as follow;
my Mercedes (C-class 2005 model) metalic green.suite case containing my books my 26' JVC PLASMA TV and DVD Home theatre my clothes in three luggages my desk top computer (COMPAQ) and pieces of furnitures.
Hope to hear from you soon."
i don't even know.
"Hello,
I am looking for a place and can you please tell me more about the one you have .Can you please send the details and some pictures for the room.Please i'll like to know the total move in cost of the room as well as the picture of the house as i'll not be able to check out the place until my arrival,Thanks so much for the mail.I like the place and I'll be so glad if you can reserve the room for me and remove the advert from craigslist.com as i'll love to rent the place.
Let me tell you more about me.
Name: Janny Smith
Age: 27
Date of Birth: 10 June 1980
Country: USA
Education: MSCE
Religion: Christianity
Marital Status: Single
Kids: No Kids
Languages spoken: English
my annual income is $55.000 USD
My personality traits are: serious, confident, calm, purposeful, persistent, smart, responsible, honest, modest, kind, sociable, sensitive, gentle, cheerful, optimistic, romantic, considered, responsible
I like these kinds of music: Dance/Electronica, Disco, Easy Listening, Pop/Top 40, Rap/Hip Hop, Soul/R&B and Soundtracks.
I usually read: classics, novels, newspapers and magazines
My favorite physical activities: Basketball, Working Out, Dancing, Swiming and Hiking/Walking
My favorite cuisines: Barbecue, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Eastern-European, Fast Food/Pizza, French, Greek, Indian, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Mexican, Seafood, Soul Food, Thai, Vietnamese
I like to go out to/and: cinema, disco, night clubs, parks, meeting with friends
My favorite cuisine: no preferences
I like these physical activities: dancing, playing pool, basket ball,swimming, billiard
More about me: serious girl, searches for loved
Age group of a partner: 28-50
My perception of an ideal relationship: Understanding, respect, love.
ALSO
I'm a quiet and easy going person to live with. . I am currently working on contract for my company CleverLink Internet Technology Services here in Lagos, Nigeria and hope to end my current assignment soon .and will love to come down as soon as possible to explore my talent and hope to have a more profitable job. I do not have a pic presently on my system but will try to attach one to my next mail.
However, based on your mail i will be making a payment to move in. I had like to make the payment for the first month ahead of my arrival, and then i will make subsequent payment thereafter as i plan to stay for more than 12months.The things i will be moving in are as follow;
my Mercedes (C-class 2005 model) metalic green.suite case containing my books my 26' JVC PLASMA TV and DVD Home theatre my clothes in three luggages my desk top computer (COMPAQ) and pieces of furnitures.
Hope to hear from you soon."
i don't even know.