A.O.L.: Assholes Often Lonely? Awful Ornery Losers? Awkward O(u)gly Lame-os. ...HA!
Today's AOL scroll has a link to "the 20 worst lyrics you've ever heard," but i think they should stop being so fucking nit-picky. i found the following ridiculed items particularly profound in their messages:
"Someone left the cake
Out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long
To bake it
And I'll never have that
recipe again -- oh no!"
--Richard Harris' 'MacArthur Park'
(lyrics by Jimmy Webb)
"Suckin' on a chili dog
Outside the Tasty Freeze"
--John Cougar's 'Jack and Diane'
"My hump
My hump
My hump
My hump
My lovely lady lumps"
--Black Eyed Peas' 'My Humps'
"Have you ever been
To Saint-Tropez
Or seen a brother
Play a mandalay?"
--Diddy's 'I Need a Girl (Part Two)'
"Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
That you're thinking of me"
--Paul Anka's '(You're) Having My Baby'
unfortunately, there is no such instrument as a mandalay.
"Someone left the cake
Out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long
To bake it
And I'll never have that
recipe again -- oh no!"
--Richard Harris' 'MacArthur Park'
(lyrics by Jimmy Webb)
"Suckin' on a chili dog
Outside the Tasty Freeze"
--John Cougar's 'Jack and Diane'
"My hump
My hump
My hump
My hump
My lovely lady lumps"
--Black Eyed Peas' 'My Humps'
"Have you ever been
To Saint-Tropez
Or seen a brother
Play a mandalay?"
--Diddy's 'I Need a Girl (Part Two)'
"Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
That you're thinking of me"
--Paul Anka's '(You're) Having My Baby'
unfortunately, there is no such instrument as a mandalay.